Crocodile first met the child in a narrow alley.
Corpses were scattered everywhere. The child, untouched by a drop of blood, held a white teddy bear and watched with cold eyes.
At the age of ten, he could already kill without batting an eye.
And so Crocodile carried him home.
Thus began a chaotic and hilarious life as a parent.
[Note: Most of this story actually has little to do with the title.]
"...Xiuluo, you can't eat that crocodile."
"Why not? It looks edible. I bet it tastes great."
"...You can't."
"But I wanna eat it~ Daddy~"
"Don't call me Daddy."
"I will. Daddy, Daddy..."
...Fine, you win.
Xiuluo's love interest isn't Crocodile, it's Luffy.
A warning for those who only want one ship: the other pairings in this story are Doflamingo/Crocodile, Kid/Law, Zoro/Sanji, and Sabo/Ace.
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