In his previous life, the sweet and naive emperor Shang Ziqi worked diligently, hoping to become a great ruler. But less than a year after taking the throne, he was hacked to death by rebels.
Shang Ziqi raised his middle finger to the heavens: If you give me another chance, I'll be a tyrant! I'll take out corrupt officials, fill my harem, enjoy beauties on both sides, and become a winner in life!
Heaven: Heh.
The court officials all knew their emperor was unwell and refused to take his medicine.
Shang Ziqi, male, age: twenty, profession: emperor, hobbies: beauties.
They say Miss Lan Xi of the Red Sleeve Inn is a peerless beauty with dazzling musical talent.
Shang Ziqi: My beauty, here I come!
They say the Wu family in Jiangnan has a daughter who's just come of age, lovely and gentle, with a gift for poetry.
Shang Ziqi: My beauty, here I come!
They say Su Huaiyu, a physician at the Imperial Hospital, has miraculous healing skills, a heavenly appearance, and a smile that can captivate a city.
Shang Ziqi: My beauty, here I... No thanks.
Su Huaiyu held a medicine jar in his hand, his smile outshining the sun and moon. Someone shivered at the sight of it and tried to flee.
Su Huaiyu: Running away? Get back here.
Shang Ziqi was on the verge of tears.
Why had nobody told him that the beauties were gay?
An aloof, arrogant beauty of a physician as the top x a former beggar, shameless, reborn emperor who pretends to be crazy and stupid as the bottom
Also known as The Useless Emperor Has a Blast, this is the story of a shameless emperor who pretends to be stupid, flirts all over the place, then runs away, only to end up completely under the beauty's thumb.
Note: This is fluffy, silly wish fulfillment. Research is dead, burn paper offerings if you have questions.
Although this is a strong x strong pairing, both male leads grow over time. Neither starts off immediately slapping down the villains, haha.
Please don't compare this story with others. I'll try to update daily. If you like it, please add it to your favorites, dear readers~
Emma?, Haven't you updated yet →_→ Keep it for the New Year (≧▽≦)
Take good care of your health~ I'll wait for you to come back~~
It's okay. The article is very interesting! You should still pay attention to your health and put your studies first. Waiting for you to come back better.
Madam, please take care of yourself qwq
As soon as you come back, you see the broken qwqqq and cry?? Please take care of yourself, Mrs. X, and don't force yourself. I will continue to follow this article during the winter vacation. I think it is very nice (??????)?? Anyway, I really like my wife and my wife's articles! Then go and hang out in a new pit x
Pay attention to your health! Waiting for you to come back
It doesn't matter. Health and studies are more important. I'll wait until the big return. Guaiqiao╮(‵▽′)╭ will always be there, but I don't have time to finish it, so I'm just waiting for the winter vacation haha
I whispered, that article is also available in advance w Madam, please be careful not to be too tired.
Wow, this old man looks weird.
Cry out loud! Madam, you finally updated!