Serious version:
Somehow, I became your cat, and you took me home. A lot happened after that. You went from being the man of my dreams to my salvation, and you never once let go of my hand.
Unhinged version:
"Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow!"
"There, there. Don't be scared! I'm here."
"Meow, meow, meow, meow!"
"Don't be scared! I'm here."
"Meow, meow, meow!"
"It's okay, I'm here."
"Meow, meow!"
"I'm here!"
"Meow~"
"I'm here, honey."
