The Zombie Wants to Be the Top Gaokao Scorer

(The entire novel has been thoroughly edited. Stolen copies are incomplete, so please support the official version~) The most cultured ancient zombie in the world has come back to life. No, not life, to death. As a condition of the exchange, the zombie must fulfill the final wish of its human Host: to become the top student in the science track? Hah! The zombie rolled its dead eyes. It had spent years buried beneath bricks in a scholarly household. This would be a piece of cake... But why are the exams completely different now? The Plum in the Golden Vase isn't even on the test! Math: Old man, give me back the abacus you confiscated! Chinese: I've met the author of this classical text. That old coot's to blame for writing it so badly... English: Isn't this the same thing as the pinyin we just covered in Chinese? Chemistry: And isn't this the same thing as the English we just covered? Physics: Speed? Displacement? What dynasty was Newton from again? Biology: Blood cells... Now that we're talking about blood, I'm wide awake! PS: 1. This zombie only wants to study, not drink blood. 2. Everything is fictional. Please don't take it too seriously. 3. It's just a story about a zombie going to high school in place of a human~ Latest completed novel: Mom Is from Ancient Times [Interstellar] Gu Xiu, from a scholarly family in the Southern Dynasties, died and was reborn in the Interstellar era in the body of a young woman who had a child out of wedlock. Going from a grand mansion to a home with nothing in it wasn't a big deal. And when she suddenly found herself with a son, the love she'd been unable to give after losing her child in her previous life finally had somewhere to go. What she didn't know was that her son, Gu An, would one day become the most notorious space pirate in the entire universe. Even as a little boy, he already showed the potential to become a great villain. Everyday life raising a kid: Little Gu An: What the hell is wrong with that bastard #%& (hands on hips, cursing up a storm) Gu Xiu: Boo-hoo, I failed to raise you right (covering her face with a handkerchief and sobbing) Little Gu An: Stop crying. I won't swear in front of you again... Little Gu An: I bullied a rich kid at school today and stole his stuff (unrepentant, rolling his eyes) Gu Xiu: Boo-hoo, I'm useless and can't earn money (goes to their house to apologize and make amends) Little Gu An: ...Get back here! Gu An: My mom is from ancient times. She doesn't have the fierce confidence of a modern strong woman at all. All she does is go boo-hoo... (troubled look) Gu Xiu: I don't just go boo-hoo. I can play music, play chess, write, paint, compose poetry, and appreciate wine and tea! Son, let me knit a sweater for your mech! New novel, please add it to your reading list: Let Go of My Bear During her summer vacation after ninth grade, Qi Xi quarreled with her parents and ran away from home to... her hometown. Determined never to go back, she took everything she could with her this time. Cash, a gold longevity lock, silver bracelets, a piggy bank... Most important of all was the teddy bear she'd slept with in her arms since childhood. Unfortunately, on the very first day her precious bear arrived safely at her hometown, someone groped its chest. "No breathing, no pulse. We can perform CPR... 1001, 1002..." In the living room, a teddy bear nearly as tall as a person lay flat on the sofa. A pair of strong, fair hands pressed rhythmically up and down on its chest. The pose... looked completely wrong at a glance!!! "Hey, pervert!" "Let go of my bear!" Zhou Liang: That's CPR, not groping its chest! Note: High school student X medical student Announcement: My previous novel is complete. My dear readers, please show it lots of support! O(∩_∩)O Haha~ Theme: Study hard