[Blurb]
On the day Zhao Nian and Shen Jinan got married, their friends and family were all in tears.
Her parents were relieved their daughter had found a good husband, and her friends congratulated her on finally winning over her crush of seven years.
Only Zhao Nian knew that a melon forced from the vine isn't sweet.
In the six months since their wedding, Zhao Nian had thought about getting a divorce countless times.
But every time she was about to say it, she couldn't bring herself to, and it turned into one last little tantrum instead.
So, in Shen Jinan's eyes, his new wife was always being a little petulant.
He wasn't good at comforting people, and whenever he wanted to cheer Zhao Nian up, all he knew to do was throw money at her until she was satisfied.
Their married life was fairly harmonious, until one day.
Wearing the bespoke gown Shen Jinan had gifted her, Zhao Nian elegantly sipped the red wine he'd treasured for years. Then she held out the hand bearing the enormous diamond he'd bought at auction and handed him a divorce agreement.
"You were ten minutes late to our date last week."
"The week before that, you forgot our hundred-day wedding anniversary."
"And the week before that, you held my archrival's hand at the awards ceremony."
Shen Jinan's alarm bells went off. His heart was in turmoil, but his face remained calm and unruffled. After a moment's thought, he said, "Zaozao, the week before last was our eighty-ninth to ninety-fifth day of marriage."
Zhao Nian: "?"
After their secret marriage was exposed, they were asked when they had started dating. They gave different answers:
"After we got married."
"After high school graduation."
That night, Zhao Nian returned home from a banquet in the early hours of the morning.
The living room reeked of alcohol. In the darkness, the man pulled her into his arms and held her tight. "Didn't we agree we'd get together after the college entrance exams?"
A sleep-deprived, meme-quoting superstar who loves to act up vs. her straight-laced husband who doesn't get her references
A story about taming an aloof beauty
Mutual pining / Reunited after years apart / Married life
Title set in 2018 / Blurb written in August 2024 / Will start writing when I have time
Theme: The little matter of having a crush