Dr. Shen opened an intelligence research institute in City A. On opening day, not a single customer showed up, and every shop on the street waited to see him make a fool of himself.
A month later, the line outside the institute stretched all the way to a department store three blocks away, bringing all traffic to a standstill.
An elderly mother clutched the hand of the young man in a white coat, tears streaming down her face. "Dr. Shen, thank you! My son bought your 'From Failing Student to Top Student Package' and got into Tsinghua!"
The son grinned foolishly at the reporters. "Th-th-thank you, Dr. Shen! Mom won't have to worry about my studies anymore!"
Officer Wei, who was about to shut down the shady shop, stood in the distance, his baton cracking loudly in his hand.
Should he shut down the shop first, or arrest the people first?
[Mad scientist weirdo bottom x short-tempered, single-celled police officer top]
Fake sci-fi, dead-serious nonsense, no logic, just indulgent fun and satisfaction. The indulgent fun is, of course, Dr. Shen, and the satisfaction is also all about our Dr. Shen. Heh heh.