[About my everyday life with that uncle who is incredibly skilled in immortal arts:
Me: *sob* I want kisses and cuddles, and to be picked up and held high. o(TωT)o?
The uncle, with an icy expression: Kisses and cuddles are out of the question. As for holding you up high...
He raised a hand, and his immortal power lifted me to the same height as the roadside power lines. Calmly, he asked, "Is that high enough?"]
[About cultivating immortality:
The uncle can travel through the heavens, across the earth, into the sea, and wherever else he pleases. Meanwhile, I keep walking into doors and getting stuck in walls, and I even transmigrated into the body of a little male cat who was being neutered... Meow???
Utterly ridiculous.]
[About romance:
Tao Qiuqian, with a tragic, determined expression: I need to grow up. T-T One day, this young cultivator will become a fairy loved by someone.
The uncle did some finger calculations, then said meaningfully with a fortune-teller's expression: No one will ever love you.
Tao Qiuqian: ??
Much, much later, Tao Qiuqian finally understood what that prediction meant: Because... you're not human?
The uncle: …]
The eSports book is good to read, and this one is also good to read... So do you want to finish the eSports book and then this one?
Big, big, big!!!!! Do you know how it feels when you finally meet someone online, but when you are about to invite me, you accidentally click on someone else's ranked invitation??!! When it comes out, there will be the words "Ten minutes into the game" under your avatar.
I prefer playing games with you than texting
Something strange seems to have appeared hahahahaha
Trash can 23333 forgive me for laughing
Thank you for the big red envelope╭(╯ε╰)╮
The heroine really has a lot of inner drama
Big, big, big!!!!! Send me a red envelope!!!!!! Thank you thank you thank you
I feel like no one is watching
Drilled up, come out and bubble (≧?≦)/