Rules for Scientific Spellcasting

"Every mage has at least one experience in their life of blowing up their home so badly that they can see the stars at night."

"A warlock's calling is destined to be brief. But I, Cortlandt, swear by the fire in my heart that I will uphold its glory, so that it will never vanish from this world and its legacy will never be lost."

"A knight's glory is inherited through faith. We fight for it. By the holy sword, I swear to uphold its principles, my principles. I will defend the glory in my heart and the glory of the sword."

"We fight for the light, and we will never stop until we die."

: You two are violating the Public Security Administration Punishments Law. Why are you still spouting so much nonsense?

"I hope all magic apprentices understand this: if you are a mage and don't know about cyclical magnetic fields, the only difference between you and a monkey is that they can climb trees. If you are about to become a mage and have yet to publish an academic paper, you must submit proof of intellectual disability from a designated hospital when applying for your license."

"When you hold the gods' spear in your hand, you are no longer mortal. You must never again partake in the holidays of this world."

: This is such a big deal. Are you leaving it out of the admissions brochure because you're afraid no one will apply?

A classic mage-knight duo: a trash-talking mage who's a walking turret x a dependable, tower-shield-wielding knight who's also a mortar.

The protagonist is a magnet for everyone, with a BG secondary couple taking up the dungeon plot.

Theme: Though thousands stand against me, I will go.