My Dog Is Out of Line [Quick Transmigration]

"Hello, Mr. Tang Zhi. I'm your nutritionist, Nian Qibai." "What kind of collar do you like? Leather? Or metal?" "Sweet talk is a passive skill. It only activates when I meet 'Tang Zhi.'" Staring at the last half-dead flower bud on the peach tree, Nian Qibai fell into deep thought. His darling was about to die, and then he'd go from being a semi-permanent single dog to a permanently single dog. That was unthinkable. He'd waited so long for his darling, who was so hot and so sweet. He couldn't just let him die. He had to hurry and save him! Nian Qibai: "I'll leave my mark on you in every world." Tang Zhi: "I don't believe you." Nian Qibai: "Then I'll prove my absolute loyalty, until you can't live without me and have no way to escape." World One: A love-starved lunatic and a police officer World Two: A ruthless zombie king in the apocalypse and a light-element healer World Three: The owner of a small general store and the perfect assistant for home and travel Reader's Guide: 1. Quick transmigration, pure love, and one-on-one romance throughout. 2. Neither protagonist is a good person. 3. The blurb is written from the shou's perspective, but the story is split evenly between the gong's and shou's perspectives. 4. No personal attacks, please. 5. As always, likes and bookmarks are appreciated~ Thanks~ Smiling, loyal dog-like gong X cold, aloof beauty shou Ongoing fantasy danmei: I Romanced Myself [Infinite] Blurb: After waking up, former evil god Su Nian discovered that the whole world had changed. His messengers were trapped in small worlds and couldn't leave. To save his precious kids and cleanse the small worlds, he had no choice but to enter them and work hard to clear each one. ● When he triggered the cursed church, he said to the plague doctor, "The night is beautiful tonight." ● After sitting on a vengeful ghost and crushing it to death, he told the young Taoist master, "You're quite the feast for the eyes, Daoist." ● Even as he was about to keel over after eating a poisonous mushroom, he still couldn't keep his mouth shut. He planted a loud kiss on the lips of a young man from the Miaojiang region. The players matched with him in a dungeon were nearly scared to tears. Even the villainous bosses he harassed got led astray. Only Su Nian's max-level, lucky-as-hell best friend knew the truth: this guy had romanced himself! After clearing several dungeons, Su Nian realized that something seemed off about his adorable kids. Why were they all looking at him so strangely? Upcoming no-CP childcare and food story: How to Raise Human Children as a Cat. A story about a little cat trying to earn money to raise a child in a horror world. Blurb One: The great cat demon Xuanzhu retired from the business and opened a small restaurant. There was also an adorable human child at the restaurant. No shouting or fighting allowed here, and don't even think about bullying the owner's daughter, unless you want to die horribly. A ghost who was crying while eating got so upset that his eyeball accidentally fell out and a human child kicked it away. The ghost was furious and wanted to eat the child as a snack. The next moment, though, a man stomped the ghost's eyeball to pieces. "How dare you bully my daughter. Want to die all over again?" A rakshasa whose looks could scare children into crying at night got carried away by the spicy food and accidentally broke a table. Then the utterly ordinary-looking waiter crushed his wrist with a smile. "Sir, causing trouble is forbidden here. If you want to go to hell, I can help you." After that, one warning spread among the ghosts and monsters: Never mess with the folks at Restaurant Number Seven! Be civilized and polite when you go there to eat! And especially watch out for the human child who always sits behind the counter counting money! Blurb Two: Xuanzhu was a little black cat. In this world overrun with ghosts and monsters, all he had to do was complete a few tasks to feed himself. No need to worry about anyone else. Then one day, he found a poor little thing. Black hair, blue eyes, round, chubby cheeks that looked like they'd be lovely to touch. A tiny human child, burning with fever when Xuanzhu found him. Cradled in Xuanzhu's arms, he felt like a hot-water bottle. Xuanzhu brought the child home, but could someone please tell him how to raise a human child? Three days later, looking at his rapidly dwindling assets, Xuanzhu realized that human children were money-eating monsters. This little cutie who drooled in his sleep was more terrifying than any ghost or monster in the horror world. To earn money to raise the child, the great cat demon Xuanzhu opened a restaurant and traded his old life for a new one in the kitchen. All the demons and monsters he'd tormented in the past were stunned. One by one, they vowed that even if they starved to death, they would never eat a single bite of Xuanzhu's cooking! Later, all the monsters could say was: Hey! This is delicious! Red-braised pork, rich but never greasy, an unbeatable dish to eat with rice. Crisp, refreshing stir-fried greens with a sweet aftertaste. Buddha Jumps Over the Wall, so delicious it makes your tongue melt. It was so good! The ghosts, who hadn't had a proper hot meal in years, all had tears of emotion streaming down their faces. Theme: Join hands and head toward a brighter future, living together in harmony.