One Piece: The Devil's Lovestruck Fool

Our heroine Duoxi transmigrates into One Piece and stares dumbfounded at the man in front of her, the one they call the Flamingo.

This is a trap, definitely a huge trap. Damn it, why is this guy my papa?

With tears streaming down her face, Duoxi feels like she'll be killed off any second.

But to her surprise, the man doesn't do anything to her. In fact, he spoils her rotten. Duoxi thinks... Damn it, this definitely isn't the Doflamingo she knows.

Duoxi is about to cry. It's bad enough that her papa is the Flamingo, but why is there also always some older guy hanging around her? She wants young, fresh meat!

Nine-year-old Duoxi: "Ugh, you're so annoying."

Shanks: "Don't be like that, little Duoxi."

Duoxi: "Stop following me, you jerk."

Shanks: "I'm going to follow you anyway. You can't beat me."

Nine-year-old Duoxi is almost furious enough to die.

Eighteen-year-old Duoxi: "What do you want this time?"

Shanks: "I've decided to offer myself to you."

Eighteen-year-old Duoxi: "Get lost! Like I'd want you!"

Duoxi is a little annoyed with Shanks, but why does Mihawk always have to show up in front of her, too?

Eight-year-old Duoxi, looking a little down: "Mister, what are you here for?"

Mihawk: "I'm a little bored."

Duoxi, with tears streaming down her face: If you're bored, go find your buddy! Why are you coming to me?

Eighteen-year-old Duoxi, still looking a little down: "Mister, are you bored again?"

Mihawk (looking menacing): "Choose between Shanks and me."

Can she choose neither? (Tears streaming down her face.)

The heroine is a lovestruck fangirl, a lovestruck fangirl, a lovestruck fangirl. Important things must be said three times.

Potato has an idea now: should there be one male lead or two...? What do I do? I like both Shanks and Mihawk!! (covers face)