Theia, who came from the crime-ridden city of Grand Theft Auto, got two incredible brothers. The eldest was cool, handsome, and outrageously awesome, a jack of all trades with off-the-charts combat skills and looks to die for. His only flaw was that he was balding. The second was a neurotic who did every evil thing under the sun, spending his time either screwing over his brother or his sister. His only redeeming quality was that he wasn't balding.
She also had a curly-haired, horse-faced childhood friend, but he could be ignored. Her own brother had become a wanted criminal, while her childhood friend's brother had become the British government.
Later, Theia came to America to turn over a new leaf. Or, well, to start a new life. She planned to make a name for herself, thinking that with the cheat codes and secret manual from her previous life, she could enjoy a satisfying life ruling America's underworld. So:
Day one: She stole a car, only to accidentally steal one belonging to a certain Tony. Less than three minutes later, he suited up and stole it back. She was not only mercilessly teased, but also put on the wanted list.
Day two: She planned to rob some random passerby for a meal, but ended up targeting a certain busty woman. The woman said robbery was wrong and tried to reason with Theia. So Theia burst into tears, but didn't actually reform.
Day three: She deliberately picked a high schooler who wasn't particularly busty, but the kid was freakishly nimble. Theia got mad and charged after him. After chasing him for three blocks, she finally caught him, only to find he had no money in his pockets!
Day four... Theia was robbed by a weirdo in a red bodysuit!!! Theia: “I have no money!” The Merc: “I'm robbing you for your body!”
Theia: “America is terrifying! I want to go back to Britain!”
She tearfully complained to her eldest brother, and her overprotective brother instantly went berserk. He teamed up with a six-armed skeleton, a chuuni god, the Joker, and various other American villains to pull off a massive heist.
And then the world ended. Yep, that's the whole story. (Author: Slams table! No, it isn't!)
Warnings:
The female lead has questionable values and isn't normal.
The story has no logic at all and runs entirely on wish fulfillment.
The characters may be OOC to varying degrees, but I'll try to keep it under control.
