[Harry Potter] The Dark Lord and His Mr. Magic Mirror

Playful version: Beyond the mountains, beyond the sea There lives a group of Dark Lords They're wise and talented They're cautious and adorable They live freely in that wonderful magical world They're cunning, selfish, and stop at nothing Oh, lovely Dark Lords Lovely Dark Lords! They put their heads together and outsmarted Albus! Fairy-tale version: Voldemort: Mirror, mirror, who is the fairest Dark Lord in the world? Mirror: Oh, my great Mr. Dark Lord, the fairest Dark Lord in the world is the white wizard Dumbledore, who lives in Hogwarts Castle~ Voldemort: Mirror, mirror, who is the wisest Dark Lord in the world? Mirror: Oh, my great Mr. Dark Lord, the wisest Dark Lord in the world is, of course, Gellert Grindelwald, who lives in Nurmengard Castle. Voldemort: Mirror, mirror, who is the greatest person in the world? Mirror: Oh, my great Mr. Dark Lord, the greatest person in the world is, of course, me, the great Mr. Mirror! Voldemort: ...Avada Kedavra!