Why Does the Princess Wear a Skirt? [Western Fantasy]

[Please support my new story, "Why Does the Little Demon King Wear a Skirt?"~] Potion Maker: What's under the princess's dress? Archer: There's... a demon king. Shh! A hapless fellow named Gong Zhu was killed when someone jumped from a building and landed on him. Then he came back to life as a real princess named Eileen, with long, wavy golden hair. Fortunately, although he was a princess, he was still a man. Under the Great Prophet's prediction, our princess is forced to join a little band of heroes on a quest to defeat the Demon King. What nobody knows is that this princess has a pair of eyes that can see the true nature of things. At a single glance, he knows that this band of heroes should really be called the Suicide Squad! The beautiful elf archer is a disguised necromancer. The cute potion maker with emerald-green hair is the dragon who captured him for three months. The tall swordsman with bulging muscles is actually a dark elf, and the shy mage, who seems relatively normal, is a top-tier magical beast that eats everything in sight. Most importantly, the hero is the Demon King!!! So, does the hero know he's the Demon King or not? Is it really a good idea to keep saying he'll slay the Demon King? How is he supposed to slay himself, by committing suicide? *This story will be going premium on Thursday, March 14, with three chapters released that day. I hope you'll support it! A silly, unconventional Western fantasy comedy, written just to make you laugh. A Demon King who has forgotten his identity, seems like a hero, sometimes acts like a villain, and has a particularly wicked sense of humor x a princess who seems calm on the outside but internally screams like a groundhog, and has a little ** *Weibo: Jinjiang Bencao Shinan Come chat, ask for updates, or be cute! *The author has completed "My Husband Cultivates Immortality," a pretty great cultivation novel. Don't miss it! There's also the completed short Western fantasy "The Evil Wizard and His Dragon." It's good and free, so you'd be missing out if you skipped it! If you like my work, please be sure to follow my author page ** "Why Does the Little Demon King Wear a Skirt?" by Bencao Shinan Blurb: Why does the Little Demon King wear a skirt? Because he's fallen for a handsome hero with black hair and black eyes! * An immortal lord wanders into another world and accidentally pulls the Sword in the Stone, the symbol of the hero destined to save the world. From that moment on, the Sword in the Stone clings to him and refuses to be shaken off. A clingy young woman also sticks to him day and night, saying she wants to experience beautiful love. The immortal lord, whose heart is set only on the sword, is very troubled. Even when the delicate young woman transforms into a well-behaved boy, the trouble remains. -- For years, the Sword in the Stone has waited alone in the royal capital for its next owner. At last, a deity from another world, known as an immortal lord, pulls it free! Then the Demon King's skirt-wearing son pulls it free, too! Next, the Dark God's daughter pulls it free! After that, the Light God and Dark God, both with their memories sealed, compete to pull it free as well... It chooses the deity from another world! At least he treats the sword with great tenderness and doesn't casually test whether he can snap its body in half! The deity from another world is perfect in every way! Except his eyes aren't very good. He actually thinks all his companions are extremely weak! In any case, the Hero's Journey that comes around once every thousand years finally sets off without a hitch. A silly, comedic Western fantasy. [Mainly from the top's perspective] A love story sparked by the Sword in the Stone. Immortal lord (top) x Little Demon King (bottom) Theme: Saving the world all comes down to love!