Demon General (I Want to Make the Title Look Longer)

Lin Yi, once a famous "demon general," is actually the immortal "Mountain Ghost" of local legends. With a sincere heart, he stood by his beloved, Yao Wenda, through life-and-death trials, helping him achieve fame and success, and even win the princess's heart.

But in the end, Lin Yi brought their ill-fated relationship to a close with a silent knife in the back, and lost one of his legs as well.

Fortunately, he was born with extraordinary gifts. Not only is he immortal, but any part of his body that gets separated from him will slowly grow into another version of himself. What he never expected was that the person who knew all his secrets would raise his severed leg until it grew up...

Years later, Yao Wenda dies an unjust death, and his adopted son, Yao Jiang, has grown into an adult determined to avenge him. To fulfill Yao Wenda's final wish, Yao Jiang must find the man he long ago chose to forget, the "biological father" who abandoned him at birth.

But fate has a way of playing tricks. Amid Chuli's political turmoil and the twists of destiny, the two people who should never have ended up together are irresistibly drawn to each other. Yet the truth will eventually come to light. How will the two of them, who know everything, face it all?

Reader's guide: This story is set in a fictional world. Self-attack and self-receive, beautiful top and beautiful bottom, replacement top and original-body bottom, pseudo-mpreg (scientifically speaking, it's reproduction by fission).

Happy ending. A little angst is good for the soul, and plenty of sweetness keeps you safe.

Original title: Don't Let My Huge Thigh Fool You. If you like it, please bookmark me~ Both kinds of bookmarks, please~

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My new novel, Fighting the Ghost King with a Baby Bottle [Reborn], is currently updating. If you're interested, go check it out~

Blurb:

Qi Qi, a jobless shut-in who never accomplished anything, is Reborn. He returns to the moment he was born. With the body of a baby and the heart of a middle-aged man, Qi Qi 2.0 has to start his life over by wetting his pants.

Being Reborn is one thing, and he's willing to put up with wetting his pants, but why does he have to fight ghosts before he's even weaned? Every time he fights, he pees a stream of baby urine. Every single time! Baby urine isn't an endless supply, you know. And... who is that inexplicable man in black?

Qi Qi: "Not to be rude, but what are you looking at, old man? It's just a little pee-pee! Never seen one before?"

Tie Shan: "No, it's just... you peed on your face."

Qi Qi: "…"

Qi Qi: "Boss, could you stop holding me all the time? Your pecs are way too bony!"

Tie Shan: "No."

Qi Qi: "Hehe, Boss, could you come over for a sec? I think I wet my pants again..."

Tie Shan: "No."

Qi Qi: "I've finally grown teeth! Boss, I want hot pot. Damn it, I haven't had any in a year!"

Tie Shan: "You can't."

Qi Qi: "Hey, Boss, look at my face and my figure. How come I get better-looking as I grow up? I told you I was born beautiful. What do you think, are you tempted?"

Tie Shan: "It's... alright, I guess." (blushing)

One-on-one pairing: goofy shut-in bottom x cold-faced, secretly passionate top. It's a comedy, the kind that makes you laugh your head off.