Original title: "Whose milk teeth bite without pain"
When Xie Xunyang first saw Mo Xian, he thought he was an idiot holding a lollipop in his mouth.
He felt that the people here were crazy, but no one taught this idiot who had no control over heaven and earth, but instead used him to become a bully.
Until he saw Sister Mo's circle of friends...
"Today's candid photo - my Xian'er looks like this [slobber] [slobber]" [Mo Xian woke up early and sat on the bed with a hysterical look. Jpg]
The following series of replies…
[Aunt selling fried dough sticks]: Wow, when our Xianer coolly told me this morning that he wanted the longest and biggest one, his expression was so cute! The best fried dough sticks I fry every day are all reserved for him. How could I be willing to sell them to others?
[Canteen owner]: Today Xian'er and her classmates came to my place to buy lollipops again. When I saw him struggling to buy strawberry or grape flavor, I felt bad... Sister Mo, give him more pocket money!
[The gatekeeper at the courtyard gate]: Haha, Xian'er secretly helped me arrange all the fallen bicycles in order today. When he saw me coming back, he immediately pretended that he had pushed them. Who didn't know that he was a good boy?
[Xie Xunyang]:…………
Who would have thought that he would accompany this idiot all the way through junior high school and high school, and then tie him into college...
He failed to avoid this stupid person, but turned himself into a person who loves stupid people.
[One sentence introduction: I am super fierce! But people think I'm cute.
[Thought he was fierce but actually everyone loved him Shou x cool and calm academic tyrant Gong]
Main recipient, HE
Easy campus cookies, childhood sweethearts
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Tong Wan's new article on the BL entertainment industry, welcome to support ~ Link →: "Handmade Masters in the Entertainment Industry [Wei Chuan Jin]"
Kai Ludwig, the eldest son of the Marshal of the Empire, and the chief mechanic of the Empire.
He is born with auspiciousness, and his appearance shows oriental features that are rare to see in a century.
Unfortunately, he died while accompanying his father on an expedition to the insect star, and he traveled through time.
When he opened his eyes again, he found that he was Yi Ningshen, a mixed-race boy with black hair and eyes from the ancient home planet a hundred years ago.
This is a planet that appears in the simulated restoration of the Star Network;
This is an era that has been read in books.
After discovering that I had just signed a contract with the Star Alliance platform for good looks, and the live broadcast time on the last day of the month was still 15 hours short,
If you don't broadcast, you won't get your basic salary, and your card balance will be double digits…
Yi Ning turned on the camera helplessly and said in a gentle voice: "Hello everyone, I will show you how to repair a sofa."
Three-digit netizens in the room:? ? ? ?
Then, he watched helplessly as the sofa, which was originally the most ordinary combination of wood and fabric, was dismantled and only the wooden frame was left.
"Well, let's carve a flower."
Fifteen hours later, Yi Ning stretched her waist slightly tiredly, smiled close to the camera and said, "That's it for today, good night."
Netizens with six figures who were hit hard by beauty at close range:! ! ! ! !
Wow! Who is this handsome little brother who knows how to do handicrafts? !
Etc! Does this sofa have connections? ! !
After entering the entertainment industry, Yi Ningshen participated in a farm leisure life variety show.
Director: Please give your comments on your participation.
Yi Ningshen: Wouldn't it be great to have friends from far away?
Everyone:...
A girl from the same team accidentally slipped into a pit at a farmhouse. When all the guests and the director were in a panic,
The young man jumped in neatly and beautifully, leaned forward, gently carried the girl on his back, and returned to the ground in the blink of an eye.
His smile was like the warm sunshine in March, and he comforted him: "Don't be afraid."
The summer is extremely hot. The guests had been doing farm work all day, but the water supply was cut off at night, and everyone was very upset.
Yi Ningshen: I have experienced this before. (At least there is no insect blood or residual limbs on my body now)
But the guests and the netizens watching the live broadcast were all stunned, with sadness in their hearts, wondering what kind of hard life this thin boy had in the past...
Someone asked: How did you spend time like this in the past?
Just after the bloody battle, it was a rare moment of rest. The generals sit around the bonfire to pay homage to their comrades and remember their hometown.
Summer night, dim light, cicada scent. The young man hummed a tune that no one had ever heard before.
Gradually, netizens discovered that this beautiful and gentle little brother
He can repair cars, plant fences, mend roofs, and make various toys for the children on the farm...
God, what a pair of treasure hands these are! !
Another game team captain from "True Treasure Hand" who was also invited to the variety show was Cued countless times.
Great, you guys helped bring him to my attention.
In the past, netizens in the live broadcast room always complained that Yi Ning was uneducated, used idioms indiscriminately, and had not graduated from kindergarten.
Later, everyone shouted: Ah, nothing is wrong! ! Captain Xi's is the shy flower! ! !
Among the iron-blooded generals who fight against the Zerg across the galaxy, the young man is a gentle and bright color;
But in the peaceful and prosperous age, he was still as strong as a sword, like a star.
(PS: Because I used to like the culture of my home planet very much, I learned all the traditional culture from ancient books and relied solely on imagination.)
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Tong Wan's new post on BL Xianxia Master and Disciple, welcome to support ~ Link →: "Replacing the Disciple of a Dead Friend"
My best friend is the most popular Immortal Lord of Canglan Sect, and I am the least popular Immortal Lord.
My best friend has five direct disciples, and Shouyuan Peak gets a lot of fights over the new ones he accepts every year; but I have very few disciples, and the newcomers talk about me in a bad way.
My best friend died, and the master wanted to "adopt" his five apprentices to me.
Although I have also fantasized about the scene where Cheng Huan is at my knees and my master is kind and my disciple is filial, I am a little embarrassed.
Because these five brats hate me.
Ying Xuan is the first disciple of Immortal Lord Shengyang, a eldest brother who is very popular, trustworthy and reliable in the eyes of the juniors of Canglan Sect.
Ying Xuan was reborn, in the second year after his master passed away.
He and his junior brothers and sisters were sent to Wen Chixue's seat.
In those days, there was a battle between immortals and demons,
Immortal Lord Sheng Yang and Immortal Lord Chi Xue sacrificed themselves into the Mingguyuan.
When Ying Xuan rushed into the barrier,
I saw that the master's robe was completely damaged and his flesh and blood were blurred, but he still stared at Wen Chixue unwillingly with his black hair scattered and his bloody clothes indifferent, as if he wanted to see through him...
Before his soul was gone, he moved his lips and uttered two words...
The sky is covered with snow.
Wherever the sword passed, the body was gone and the sky was stained with blood.
This is clearly Wen Chixue's natal killing skill.
He would not admit his mistake about the way his master looked before he disappeared.
He knelt in front of Zhangmen Peak for seven days and seven nights.
But he couldn't understand why this person could come out sanctimoniously after entering the Zhangjie Hall and receiving the Heart-Questioning Curse.
The boss said he had no fault.
Who passed that? Is it his master who died for the Immortal Sect?
The master is dead, but this man can still be an immortal king who saves the common people and is respected by thousands of people.
The road is unfair.
Ying Xuan stayed dormant beside Wen Chixue for seven years.
He has not yet found any evidence of this man's crime of killing his master;
I haven't found out what those two words the master said before he died...
Wen Chixue died.
Die to save yourself.
In his last life, the headmaster asked him if he would like to join Immortal Chi Xue.
His eyes were cracked, and he gritted his teeth and said, "Unless I die."
In this life, under the astonished eyes of his junior brothers and sisters, he kowtowed before Taoist Master Xueyi and said three words: "I do."
He still had too many questions that he didn't have answers to.
This person must not die first this time.
(PS: Gong was originally Shou's apprentice. His best friend died, and Gong became Shou's apprentice.)
[The cold and ascetic humanoid killer weapon with the most outstanding appearance in the fairy world × Zhengdao Guang, the leader of the Canglan sect, is gentle on the outside and persistent on the inside]
Main recipient, year 2, HE
Intention: Don't give up even if you are in deep trouble, gold will always shine