The Plot I Fixed Has Fallen Apart Again

Up next: [I Have a Longer Lifespan Than the Villain] Shen Bai was at a loss. So what if he was a little handsome and dashing, with the bearing of a fine tree? Why was he the one who got lucky enough to transmigrate into his own novel? And why was it always him playing the passerby, the mysterious expert, the bit-part character, and the background prop? Still! Him! [Please complete the plot as the guide for the heroine.] As the cross-dressing master, he said, "Oh, stop it! What I have down there is bigger than yours." [Please complete the mysterious expert plot.] As the mysterious expert, he said, "Your fate has an archenemy: a pig-mad fiend." [Please complete the dim-witted cannon fodder plot.] As the dim-witted little brother, he said, "Big brother, sob, sob, sob..." Hah! When I get serious, even I kill myself. He'd worked diligently to finish his tasks and carefully follow his plots, only to look back and find that every single plot had fallen apart completely! The protagonist: "...Are we going to die together? The kind where we turn to ash?" A novelist protagonist x a blackened rubber-clay top. This is firmly a one-on-one romance. Please don't trust any professional knowledge in the story. It might only be half accurate. Going premium on Friday, December 14. Theme: