(Sword of the Three Realms + Soul Land) A Single Thought, Seven Severings

The protagonist is the bottom. Pairing with Tang San. Includes a golden finger and the Shrek Eight Monsters setting.

There is an original female character with a System. She might become Xiao Wu's best friend, or she might become Xiao Wu's partner...

--A baffling blurb follows--

While going upstairs, Fang Yinian slipped and tumbled down the steps.

After a dizzying spin, his head hit the ground and a sharp pain shot through him.

Nothing could be more unlucky than this... Fang Yinian lay on the ground, feeling liquid slowly seep from the back of his head. He opened his mouth, but couldn't make a sound. The pain gradually blurred his consciousness.

Was it blood?... Before Fang Yinian could think any further, he passed out.

When he came to and found himself in an unfamiliar place, he realized that there was no such thing as being unlucky enough. There was always something worse!

Especially when he learned that this place was called Soto City, and that there was an academy south of the city called Shrek Academy...