How to Get Rid of Your Ex-Boyfriend [Book Transmigration]

A bloody lesson: Life is so much better when you read books with normal values! In this era of all-out crackdowns, He Congyan finds it harder than anything to get her hands on a story with even a little smut. The authors all seem to love cutting away just when things get good! In a fit of anger, she picks up a book with twisted values, but little does she know... Rules for transmigrating into a book: 1: You get a "returning ex-boyfriend" welcome package and a "golden finger" that makes you irresistible to everyone. 2: You mustn't have an improper relationship with anyone except your boyfriend. Hand-holding and hugs are the limit. 3: You must always be the only sober person in a world of drunks. The book you've entered is under a "Level One Yellow Alert," so stay vigilant or you'll trigger all kinds of disease buffs, including pregnancy and miscarriage. 4: Remember: three men make a drama, and three ex-boyfriends make even more drama. 5: All your ex-boyfriends are sick in the head. None of them are normal! So dump them without a second thought and find someone normal to live with. Ex-boyfriends one, two, and three all crowded around her. "Yanyan, give me one more chance to be with you!" He Congyan: "Do you know how much you look like zombies? [Waves goodbye]" ...Just got word from my editor: this novel will go premium on August 11, 2017. I'll be posting ten thousand words then! I hope we can keep going together, whether under the morning sun or at dusk! Love you all, from Sanqian! Sanqian rolls around and acts cute! 1. Please support my author page: Cherish Every Step [It has all my stories and upcoming works! Please give them a click!] 2. My upcoming romance and danmei novels: "How to Deal with All Those Backup Lovers [Reborn]," "The Demon Cult Leader's Life Goals," and "The President's Pregnant Little Chick." 3. Romance novels by my dear friends that I adore: "The Tsundere Kitty Queen," "The Summit of Kings [Esports]," "I Think I Did Your Makeup Once," and "His Face Turned Red Again." Danmei novels by my dear friends that I adore: "The Cat Immortal's Livestream," "Traffic Cop Bro: Let Go of That Delivery Guy!" "How to Deal with Running Into an Old Flame," and "Quick Transmigration: Every Time, I'm Taking Care of a Child." Theme: