[Straight-Faced Blurb]
Jiang Zhuowen is a zombie who got insanely lucky and transformed in an age when cultivation had fallen into decline.
He's always lived a very humanlike life.
After being gravely injured by a heavenly tribulation, he lay dormant for years before waking up in a museum in the interstellar era.
Unwilling to remain on display, Jiang Zhuowen tore the museum apart and hitched a ride out of there.
He jumped off along the way and forcibly crossed paths with a delicious beastman prince, who was badly injured while searching for evidence to take revenge against the Human Alliance.
Convinced the prince was a fish demon, Jiang Zhuowen nicknamed him Goldfish.
Being pursued and nearly dead, the prince said, "Save me, and I'll give you whatever reward you want."
Jiang Zhuowen replied, "Then be my emergency rations."
"Fine." Faced with no other choice, the prince had to agree.
But agreeing was one thing. The fish never stopped intending to go back on his word.
Our zombie, who never brings his brain when he goes out but has a keen sixth sense, soon sees through the cold, heartless fish with a rotten heart and realizes he's planning to dump him. So he switches to clingy mode.
From then on, whenever the fish disappears, the zombie immediately goes looking for him.
More often than not, he grabs passersby by the collar and demands, "Have you seen my emergency rations? What? You haven't? Then do you believe I'll kill you?"
A polite, kind, and compassionate cannibalistic bottom VS a top who believes that becoming a national leader would be utterly meaningless if it weren't for the chance to kill his enemy.
One-on-one, happy ending, light read. The bottom pursues him first, with a little heartbreak. The fish top is a shameless mess; they may both seem like jerks on the surface, but they're actually pretty sweet together.
(The author's trying really hard, so please don't flame this sweetheart. Thanks! Sending everyone a heart. JJ has changed its rules, so the second draft of this story may not be allowed to go up. Sob.)
A friendly reminder: the zombie lore here differs from that in fantasy novels. Angels who've read lots of zombie stories, please don't get too hung up on it. Remember, he's a zombie from an age when cultivation had fallen into decline, and all he thinks about is falling in love!
Theme:
Attacking his father is enough, but daring to provoke the Corpse King is outrageous. Are you really not afraid of eating him one day?
The ending is too hasty, right?
Before I could catch up to the end, I found it was over. . . Alas, I missed my appointment. I came in too late. .
Or click your paw to show that I have been here~(￣▽￣~)~
Congratulations! It's finished. Now you can rate it~
Okay, I originally wanted to ask if there were any extras, but I found out there wasn't, hahaha. See you next time~
I didn't watch JJ yesterday, so why did it end ∑(?△`)? !
Sprinkle flowers at the end?*??(ˊ?ˋ*)??*?
But the ending always felt a bit rushed (`ー?)
In the last few shots, Lance's characterization seems a bit weak as he is always on the little zombie side<(*ΦωΦ*)>
So there is a side story? (=?ω?=)
I hope to go further in the next book (??ω`?)
I want something that will make me continue to throw my hat into the ring ((??ω`?))
I really like the little zombieヾ(??3?)ノ
With a wave of his hand, there was a pile.
Forever, a heart will last forever!
Asking for updates, asking for quick fat, come here to stimulate the author's potential!
Attacking his father is enough, but daring to provoke the Corpse King is outrageous. Are you really not afraid of eating him one day?
The ending is too hasty, right?
Before I could catch up to the end, I found it was over. . . Alas, I missed my appointment. I came in too late. . Or click your paw to show that I have been here~(￣▽￣~)~ Congratulations! It's finished. Now you can rate it~ Okay, I originally wanted to ask if there were any extras, but I found out there wasn't, hahaha. See you next time~
I didn't watch JJ yesterday, so why did it end ∑(?△`)? ! Sprinkle flowers at the end?*??(ˊ?ˋ*)??*? But the ending always felt a bit rushed (`ー?) In the last few shots, Lance's characterization seems a bit weak as he is always on the little zombie side<(*ΦωΦ*)> So there is a side story? (=?ω?=) I hope to go further in the next book (??ω`?) I want something that will make me continue to throw my hat into the ring ((??ω`?)) I really like the little zombieヾ(??3?)ノ
With a wave of his hand, there was a pile.
Forever, a heart will last forever!
Asking for updates, asking for quick fat, come here to stimulate the author's potential!
Chirp~~~~~bang! One hit the author's backstage!
This bad old man is finally dead.
Great, the old thing is finally dead