The new article "There is a Phoenix waiting for me to die every day and I will not die" has been published. If you are interested, you can check it out, okay~~
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Zhu Yu used the secret technique of reincarnation to escape and turned into a seed again. It's just that something went wrong during Nirvana, and he accidentally fell into a rift in time and space and fell into the land of death.
Zhu Yu: ... Well, it can't sprout and it can't be cultivated.
The first thousand years: He promised that he would make three promises to whoever takes him out.
Second Thousand Years: He promised that whoever takes him out, he will give him his collection of skills to repay the other person's kindness.
The third thousand years: He promised that whoever takes him out, he will give him half of the origin of wood.
Fourth Millennium: He promised that whoever takes him out, he will take him as his disciple and teach him everything he has learned in his life.
The fifth thousand years:…
The Sixth Thousand Years:…
The 10,000th year: He swore that whoever took him out, he would accept him as a Taoist companion and never leave him for the rest of his life.
Then he was picked up by a kid in rags...
Zhu Yu:? ? ? !
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Copy of the new article "There is a Phoenix that waits for me to die every day and I will not die":
Lanzhu was too lazy to die, but he didn't die completely and traveled to a new world.
What was not good was that as soon as he opened his eyes, he saw a phoenix swallowing saliva at him.
Lanzhu:......
Eat, eat, I'm too lazy to run away.
A phoenix is a phoenix that only has integrity, and does not become a demon by eating food.
So he decided to provide for this bamboo and receive his inheritance - bamboo rice.
After raising Feng Rong, I realized something was wrong. Why was this bamboo getting younger and younger and starting a business?
Lanzhu discovered that the science of this world is really wonderful. As long as he clicks on the weird-looking hand chicken, food and clothing will be automatically delivered to his door; as long as his children and grandchildren get some mountain spring water, they can make a fortune. It is simply a paradise for lazy people. He loves this world.
Regarding the bamboo tube water, the crowd's expressions at first were like this:
What kind of three-no product, has it been filtered? Disinfected? Has it been tested? You dare to sell a cup for 100 yuan even though you have nothing. Are you crazy if you want to make money? Are you afraid of rotting your stomach and contracting some parasites after drinking it?
Later, the crowd's reaction was as follows:
[Dad, Dad, please let the company go public, ask for a nationwide chain, and ask for no purchase restrictions on Bamboo Water Online.
My final article:
"Alien" Mu Qing was split by lightning from the world of cultivation to the interstellar world, and picked up an alien monster. She originally raised him as a little brother, but ended up raising him until he came to his bed. Is it too late to return it now?
"Marrying a Poor Loose Cultivator through Time Travel"
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