Today We Don't Even Know the Name of the Palace Owner.

[A non-rigorous and ridiculous cultivation article, full of jokes and complaints about the existing cultivation writing routines, and deliberately touching on popular memes for the sake of laughter. Now it seems that it may be a failed attempt. In any case, this article is purely funny. Please be sure to read the article happily and don't be KY. The setting and some of the jokes, such as the love between immortals and demons, and you are still yourself after time travel, are really common stupid settings. The main place names in the article, Yunzhou and Yunmeng, are both derived from the Yunmeng "Qi steaming Yunmengze". Other settings with clear references and obvious jokes have been listed in the copy. Then I know that this article is long-winded, so as a reminder, the identity of the first attack is revealed in chapters 20 and 21, and the identity of the subject is revealed in chapter 27. If you can't wait, you can read it first. But this is only part of it. If you are interested in the follow-up, you are welcome to continue to look at the identity skinning. The final result is still far from the first layer orz...] CP: Gentle (only for the master), beautiful, sinister, loyal dog demon cultivator apprentice attack Copywriting Since the palace master entered the world of cultivation and picked up a disciple who had a rough life, he began to look forward to the dark wolf cub in the popular routine. But he has obviously gone through a lot of things, but why is his disciple still so mentally healthy? The palace owner was helpless: My good disciple, when will you become a villain? I am even prepared to sacrifice myself (rou) and myself (ti) to appease you. Disciple: No, I don't, be well behaved. Jpg ... Looking at myself, I have a very high level of cultivation, but I am in a sect but I live alone on the top of the mountain. No one knows me. I have to pick up a low-level disciple who comes to run errands as my apprentice. I suddenly feel that the master and the apprentice are surrounded by all kinds of big conspiracies. But the question is... Who am I and what is my name? [Everyone is confused] ... It was agreed that time travel should also follow the Basic Law? The novel I read in my previous life mistook me! In addition, the method of time travel is very weird, and the portable system is as powerful as the Jinjiang server. The most important thing is that there are some blind people who always want to bully my disciple... Then I draw my sword in anger. I will do it myself if my disciple dodges this villain! Apprentice: Ah! Master, please calm down. I will kill anyone. Please put down the sword! Also, my disciple will sacrifice himself (rou) and (ti) to comfort you! Dao: Mmp, who can take a look at me? I don't want to eat their dog food anymore! The Palace Master asked me to tell everyone: This article will be published on October 13th, and will be updated three times that day~ Thank you all for your support! The anti-theft function is set up, and the ratio is 50%, so what! And special note: This article is about a master and an apprentice who are cultivators of demons (drama). There are many articles of this type in Jinjiang. It has almost become standard for apprentices to be possessed by demons, so you can say that I am vulgar (I love vulgar and dog-blooded terriers, TAT), but please don't deliberately KY! Among them, the love between immortals and demons is an old joke. I thought I was traveling through time to become an expert, but in the end I found out that it was actually my true form or my previous life. This setting also has many precedents in Jinjiang. When I wrote it, I knew that this joke was ridiculous, and I hereby declare it. [Reading Guide]: 1. The author is a reputable manufacturer of high-sweet dog food, which can stick to your teeth if it becomes sticky! It should be regarded as a sweet dog food article where the attacker and the recipient dote on each other. Please remember every word in the first sentence of the copywriting when designing the character! 2. In addition to the typical elements of the world view and cultivation settings, there are still a lot of private settings, and the levels are definitely different, so please do not compare with the same type of text! Some of the complaints about cultivating immortals in the article (similar to not being able to become a spirit casually after the founding of the People's Republic of China) come from popular scarves, because many people have said that it is difficult to verify the original source, Wang Haihan; and what is more embarrassing is that cultivating immortals in the article is not a traditional sect, but a class similar to an academy. The source of inspiration is... Harry Potter's wizarding school [face covering] - why does the Western wizarding world have schools, but we can't have them in the East! ——So the deductions and demerits are all imitated by Hogwarts orz; among them, the class placement and group examinations, promotions and eliminations, etc., This is based on the Bafei Academy in Feng Ge's "Chendan", because this masterpiece was a permanent regret in my youth... It can be considered a tribute. ——The inspiration for the flying fairy ship comes from the flying Yanshu ship in Gu Jian Er. Although this setting already exists in Chinese mythology, the text description is not as intuitive as the game screen 2333333 ——As well as a TV about the invention of the world of cultivation. This one still draws on the cultivation technology in Feng Ge's "Chinese" and the famous "Infinite Horror" series, but there are two modifications; ——The place names Shizhou and Three Islands come from Chinese Taoist legends. In terms of customs and customs, I tried to imitate the oriental fantasy series "Kyuzhou" created by Jiang Nan, but I think I may have failed... Please pay attention to other things if you have anything to say, thank you! 3. The author has obsessive-compulsive disorder on the hour, so all updates are done in a deposit box. The fixed time is 21:00, and occasionally 12:00. It is updated daily. I will ask for leave for breaks. If there is no update at that time, please click to refresh; if there is an update prompt at other times, it means that someone with obsessive-compulsive disorder is fixing typos. If you encounter a server bug, please be mad at Jinjiang in your heart and forgive it. 4. Special thanks to my friend in the readership group: Hua Ritian for providing comments on the revision of the Hexrab version! Conception: