Touken Ranbu: A Starving Bureaucrat Who'll Eat Anything

"I could use a little excitement!" That's what office workers who are bored out of their minds with everyday life often think. But what if one day an office worker came home and found their house had suddenly disappeared? Would that be exciting? Then imagine being suddenly kidnapped by a bunch of men in black, at the command of a fox wearing sunglasses, and taken to some Honmaru to be forcibly made its Saniwa. Wouldn't that be super unexpected, super delightful, super exciting?! There's no choice. We're in a period of spiritual energy shortages, so even a toilet would do, as long as it had spiritual energy!