Celestial Master Gu Jibai

When his best friend asked Gu Jibai for a talisman, Gu Jibai proudly declared that each one was worth a thousand gold.

But later, his best friend caught him selling talismans on Taobao: 80 yuan for two, with free shipping to Jiangsu, Zhejiang, and Shanghai. The talismans were even rainbow-colored, including girly pink.

Gu Jibai claimed his magical powers were limitless and that he could do anything.

Yet all it took was absorbing a puff of black mist for him to run out of spiritual energy in under two minutes, roll his eyes back, and faint.

Best friend: "..."

Fiance: "..."

Adoring nephew: "..."

This is a serious adventure story! You have to believe me!