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Before receiving the certificate
"Luo Chimo, are you a dog?"
"Single dog."
After receiving the certificate
"Luo Chimo, you are a dog!"
"You can choose between a small puppy or a big wolfdog."
"Why don't you say you are an old dog?"
"So you like this, OK, I'll satisfy you."
"Luo Chimo! Did you grow up eating brain fragments?"
"Since I was a child, I have known how to be humble to my wife and not compete with her."
"Luo Chimo! Are you paralyzed from the neck up?"
"Even if I am completely paralyzed, you will still suffer."
"Luo Chimo! Do you want to die?"
"I want to die on you."
"Is it going to be windy soon?"
"..."
Luo Chimo and Lu Qianyang have been neither teammates nor love rivals over the years, but they are both very sad. The people they have chased have all been together without exception, and they are still single.
Once they drank to relieve their worries, their friends analyzed the pros and cons of their marriage, and then, tipsy, they went to get the certificate.
I went to get the certificate on the wedding day of the person I like.
When he woke up in the hotel the next day, Lu Qianyang suddenly discovered that there was an inexplicable system that always forced him to do some heartless things.
For example: Luo Chimo must kiss you.
Lu Qianyang didn't want to pay attention to it, but later found out that he couldn't leave the house without kissing her, so there was nothing he could do.
"Well, let me discuss something with you."
"Huh?"
"Kiss me."
"What?"
"I want you to kiss me!"
"... Why are you kissing me?"
"I want you to kiss me, there's so much nonsense! Hurry up!"
"... My wife is so proactive."
"Go away, I am not your wife."
"Why should I kiss her if she's not my wife? I only kiss my wife."
"... If you are cruel, my husband, please give me a kiss."
"Be good."
Another example: I have to be coquettish with Luo Chimo.
"What are you thinking about? You are so serious."
"I want to act like a spoiled brat."
"... You succeeded in seducing me."
Another example: You must let Luo Chimo carry you home.
"Then what, can you carry me home?"
"Sprained your foot? Injured?"
"No, I just want you to hug me. Do you want to hug me?"
"Hug."
Another way to write the title of this article: [Marriage, Divorce]
Note: All background systems and rules in this article are fabricated by the author and should not be substituted into real life.
The old rules are updated at zero o'clock, and the rest of the time is spent on correcting typos.
This article has no outline and no brainer. It is just a sweet article about letting yourself go.
Same-sex marriage is legal!
The background of this article is very fictional!
Those who abandon the article don't need to tell me, we will see you in the world or not in the world!
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What is it like to have a fiancé who is a ruthless thief?
When you fight, he will hand you a knife, and when you criticize someone, he can help you.
You can't beat him, you can't scold him.
She's as good as a dog in bed, but she still wants it off the bed.
In He Nanqiao's eyes, the species of "daughter-in-law" is a very fragile creature that cannot be beaten or scolded, because he has never been married and has little love experience. He loves learning and has watched a lot of related movies and TV shows, and he has referred to his parents' love patterns, and there are also professional books:
"One Hundred and Eight Postures to Pamper Your Wife"
"Teach you how to make your wife happy until she dies"
"How to be a promiscuous lover"
…
He Nanqiao: ojb98adk, learning makes me happy
Lin Yubei died and then was reborn. With an old werewolf attacker who is a little more ruthless than a ruthless man, he can attack the sky and the ground at will, and he can also go out of his way to deny his relatives.
Just after being reborn, I sang a song to remember the scumbag Du Qingfeng in his previous life.
"It happened that I missed you the most at that time
i never loved you
I lied to myself"
He Nanqiao: "Baby, who have you never loved?"
He patted his thigh again and said, "Come here."
After marriage, Du Qingfeng still wanted to pester him.
Lin Yubei: "I'm sorry, I'm in pain and I don't need you."
He Nanqiao: "Be good, I'll love you very much tonight."
Facing Bai Lianhua, he pretended to be pitiful for his younger brother.
Lin Yubei: "Sorry, my eyes were blinded by you and I can't see your tears."
He Nanqiao: "Does it hurt, baby? Is there a puncture? I'll take you to the Federal Hospital to check it out later."
And very bitchy parents.
Lin Yubei: "Sorry, He Nanqiao only allows me to have contact with humans. He prohibits all non-human beings."
He Nanqiao: "My baby is allergic to animals, especially animals that look like humans and dogs, so I have to keep him away."
I don't know what it means to be a maniac who dotes on his wife. A maniac who dotes on my wife attacks He Nanqiao.
I don't know what it means to be a low-key sadist fuck Lin Yubei fuck
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