What is it like to have a fiancé who is a ruthless thief?
When you fight, he will hand you a knife, and when you criticize someone, he can help you.
You can't beat him, you can't scold him.
In He Nanqiao's eyes, the species of "daughter-in-law" is a very fragile creature that cannot be beaten or scolded, because he has never been married and has little love experience. He loves learning and has watched a lot of related movies and TV shows, and he has referred to his parents' love patterns, and there are also professional books:
"One Hundred and Eight Postures to Pamper Your Wife"
"Teach you how to make your wife happy until she dies"
"How to be a promiscuous lover"
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He Nanqiao: ojb98adk, learning makes me happy
Lin Yubei died and then was reborn. With an old werewolf attacker who is a little more ruthless than a ruthless man, he can attack the sky and the ground at will, and he can also go out of his way to deny his relatives.
Just after being reborn, I sang a song to remember the scumbag Du Qingfeng in his previous life.
"It happened that I missed you the most at that time
i never loved you
I lied to myself"
He Nanqiao: "Baby, who have you never loved?"
He patted his thigh again and said, "Come here."
After marriage, Du Qingfeng still wanted to pester him.
Lin Yubei: "I'm sorry, I'm in pain and I don't need you."
He Nanqiao: "Be good, I'll love you very much tonight."
Facing Bai Lianhua, he pretended to be pitiful for his younger brother.
Lin Yubei: "Sorry, my eyes were blinded by you and I can't see your tears."
He Nanqiao: "Does it hurt, baby? Is there a puncture? I'll take you to the Federal Hospital to check it out later."
And very bitchy parents.
Lin Yubei: "Sorry, He Nanqiao only allows me to have contact with humans. He prohibits all non-human beings."
He Nanqiao: "My baby is allergic to animals, especially animals that look like humans and dogs, so I have to keep him away."
I don't know what it means to be a maniac who dotes on his wife. A maniac who dotes on my wife attacks He Nanqiao.
I don't know what it means to be a low-key sadist, Lin Yubei
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Pre-released article "My Wife Is Going Crazy Today"
After Qianying ran away from home and was found, she lost her memory and suffered from convulsions.
First time
"Alou, do you think I'm beautiful?"
Ye Cilou looked at the pink that kept falling on Qianying's face, like the blush of the red sun, the red and green floral skirt, and the two big bulging buns on her chest, and praised: "It's so beautiful, I have never seen such a beautiful person!"
"Then let's go shopping!"
"..."
Second time
"As an excellent chef, I must open a restaurant that is famous all over the country!"
Ye Cilou chewed the rice with five flavors of sour, sweet, bitter, spicy and salty, and nodded with tears in his eyes: "Yes, my dear, you must be the best to steam the rice so fresh and refined!"
Third time
"I am obviously a teacher. If you don't study hard, you will be beaten. Come and read to me. Two orioles sing in the green willows, a row of egrets stews the goose, the window contains the snow of Qianqiu in the Xiling Mountains, and the Dongwu sweet and sour fish sits beside the door!"
Ye Cilou and the shadow guards applauded: "What a poem, what a poem!"
That night when I resigned from the building, I asked the chef to add two dishes: goose stewed in an iron pot and sweet and sour fish.
Fourth time
"I am a miracle doctor. Come, let me treat you!"
After Ye Cilou tried the method himself, he was so painful that he licked the dog: "The miracle doctor is brilliant!"
The fifth time...
I am very tired every day but still want to play cosplay with my wife.
The crazy movie guard who has fun every day
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