[Naruto] Whoever I Glare at Gets Pregnant (Tian Fo)

I've got my graduate school entrance exams settled, and I'll be preparing for all kinds of things over the next year or two. Updates will be whenever I can manage. I'll see about continuing once I find a suitable job. Blurb 1: Hello, I'm Butsuma Senju, the newly appointed leader of the Senju Clan. A few days before becoming clan leader, I was hit with Uchiha Tajima's new genjutsu. That new genjutsu was incredible. It nearly drained all my chakra. My clan members carried me back. But why do the medical ninja nearby look so strange? Did Uchiha Tajima do something to me behind my back? "Clan leader, you... are pregnant." ...What!!! Blurb 2: Uchiha Tajima noticed that the leader of the Senju Clan was acting very strangely, as if he were plotting something. He followed the clues Butsuma Senju had left behind and found Butsuma Senju's secret base. Then he discovered a truth that shattered his worldview. Note: Madara and Hashirama are real brothers. 1. Daily updates are impossible. I spend six hours a day reading novels and playing games... Ahem, I mean, I'm about to become a graduate school entrance exam candidate. 2. I came up with this story on a whim. I only have a few dozen words of outline, and there is no detailed outline. Updates depend entirely on inspiration, so... 3. I'll add more if I think of anything.