The scum gong held out a hand in friendship. "We may have broken up, but we can still be friends."
The shou tried to take his hand, but raised his left hand to slap his right. "Stupid hand, you're so shameless!"
The scum gong gaped. "Do you have a split personality or something?"
The shou rolled his eyes. "Who are you?"
Then he walked away, scolding the other soul in his mind. "Every time you come out, you make a fool of yourself!"
Li Dabao thinks: I'm not split-personality. My transmigration just didn't go all the way, so there are two souls in one body.
Li Xiaobao thinks: I can't die, but I can't live either. It feels awful. Let me out to play for a while.
Li Dabao: There's no way I'm letting you out to run wild! You brought this on yourself with your lousy suicide attempt.
Li Xiaobao: Waaah...
555 It's already June 9th Isn't your wife coming back?
The scolding is not strong enough. It is wrong no matter what you say.
Is that abnormal? Isn't the first thing you care about about being called cheap?
Damn, please update quickly.
Big liar, don't update, lie to me about my feelings, blah blah blah.
66666, Fine points haha