The Carry I Picked Up [Esports]

Female lead's blurb: Ye Xi has been worrying lately. Her younger brother won't study properly and insists on becoming a professional esports player. So, in a stroke of genius, she picked up an internet-addicted drifter from the street and brought him home, planning to tell her brother: Look! This is what happens when you don't study! But can someone explain why her luck is so terrible that the first person she picks up is an actual pro player, and her brother's role model, no less? And why can't she get rid of him once he's moved in? He eats her food, wears her clothes, and in the end... sleeps with her? Turns out you can't just bring anything home off the street. Male lead's blurb: I hate female fans, pets, and idiots! But somehow there's this woman who, at first glance, seems like a female fan; if you tease her, she's like a pet; and once you get to know her, you realize she's an idiot. So if you ever meet someone this annoying, run away as fast as you can! It's a lot more trouble if you accidentally fall for her. Little scene: One day, Ye Xi was about to cook when Zhou Yan came over and put a tablet in her hands. Ye Xi: "What for?" Zhou Yan: "Take a look." Ye Xi opened the tablet as he asked, and a video started playing automatically. [In Shangri-La, among a naturally crossbred forest of pine and oak trees, Zhuoma searches for a food as magical as a fairy...] What the heck is A Bite of China? Ye Xi looked up, utterly confused. Zhou Yan: "We're making this episode today." Ye Xi: "…" Esports blurb: Many years later, a certain world runner-up finally worked hard enough to become a world champion. A designer at Riot Games was supposed to create a championship skin for him. But after opening an email from a certain champion mid-laner, he completely lost it. What the heck! Isn't Zed your signature champion? You're the world's best Zed! I've already designed half your Zed skin, and now you're telling me you want a Teemo skin?! The team can lose, but Teemo has to die! That Teemo?! As the designer was on the verge of throwing up blood and dying, a certain Bronze player in China who only knew how to play Teemo looked worriedly at the world champion beside her. "Isn't this a bit much? A championship skin is really important. Don't mess around." "I've thought it through." The world champion pinched her cheek and said nonchalantly, "When people see my ID, they'll know I'm a world champion and that no one can beat me. But you don't have that. You need to wear a one-of-a-kind skin so people know this Teemo is special, a total pit of despair." "..." The author is a wage slave who updates weekly... Thanks everyone for following and leaving comments~