The Boss Lady of Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes

At school:

Sylvia: What is our goal?

Fred: Make big money! Play harmless pranks!

George: Make big money! Play harmless pranks!

Sylvia: Bring joy to the wizarding world!

Molly: At least Sylvia knows what's what.

George and Fred: Mum, don't let her fool you.

Sylvia: Do you still want this month's Ravenclaw earnings or not?

After graduation:

Sylvia Stephenson was a model Ravenclaw, earning ten Exceeds Expectations on her O.W.L.s. And yet she went into business with the Weasley twins, who struck fear into the hearts of all Hogwarts.

As a result, the Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes shop saw its revenue rise by several percentage points compared to the same period in previous years.

Filch hated the three of them so much his teeth ached. Ever since they started school, they had been making trouble for him. At first, they did it right out in the open, and he would make them polish the trophy room until it gleamed. Later, they started playing dirty, and he could never catch them red-handed. Every time, he ended up chasing people all over the place like an idiot.

Now they had graduated and opened a joke shop. Merlin's trousers! Every kid at Hogwarts went there. Oh, his poor back! Mrs. Norris, hold him tight.

No, he was going to take this up with the headmaster and get every Weasley product put on the banned list!

Please note before reading:

1. The characters may be slightly out of character.

2. The characters belong to J.K. Rowling.

3. The story's setting also belongs to J.K. Rowling.

4. This story moves at a leisurely pace, so please don't hold it against our Sylvia and George for taking their time to warm up to each other. They're both good kids. It's all the author's fault.

5. The female lead is neither a transmigrator nor a Mary Sue, even though she is an original character. She's a Ravenclaw top student. Is there anything wrong with knowing everything? No! Her mother is named Mary, but her surname isn't Sue.

6. I'm open to corrections. I just wrote this on a whim, but I promise I'll finish it.

7. Thanks to all the lovely angels who left comments, and to all the big shots who bookmarked my story.

8. On the twentieth anniversary of Harry Potter, this is dedicated to the lovely twins, and to my childhood dream of becoming a writer like Rowling. I said it during my awkward phase, so I guess I'll never live down that embarrassing past!

Comrades, Xi Hansan is back again, and now I'm off again. Hahaha! I'll leave the kids in their third year. See you in the summer of 2020! By then, Sylvia and George will be in their fourth year!

Comrades, some chapters were locked before, so I had to revise them and combine a few short chapters. If you've read them before, start again from the third-year volume!