[Crossover] This Makes No Sense, but It's So Cute

[1.12] Keeping this. The style and content have both changed. I'm back!

Ever since I was little, I've had the magical ability to see people's emotions through emoticons when they speak.

I thought this ability was completely useless, until I came to a world where one careless mistake could cost me my life.

:-) What's dignity? Shouldn't I use my ability to cozy up to someone powerful first?

Gradually... the way those powerful people looked at me started to change.

A few things to know before reading:

Lots of author-created settings

First-person narration

Characters are extremely out of character

A world where being love-struck is perfectly acceptable

Likes and comments keep me going. Let's all put ourselves in each other's shoes...