The Town I Dream Of

Synopsis: Hello! I'm a patrol officer in this peaceful little town. My surname is Yuanjing. Are you the new resident? Oh, just looking around? Then let me tell you about the town's charms. It's always been peaceful here, and nothing serious has ever happened. Sure, there's a bakery that nearly baked bread that could kill someone, a traditional Chinese medicine doctor who spends all day chasing after girls, monsters running wild in the streets, gods leaping around and eager to help, a panda that walks upright, a female doctor with a giant cleaver, a baby in a black suit... But overall, it's always been very peaceful here! (A monster appears by the roadside and gets kicked flying.) So, would you like to live in our town? Things to note: 1. Due to various issues, this story will probably have no romantic pairing. 2. The protagonist narrates in first person, with some chapters in third person. 3. Don't overthink parts of the worldbuilding. I know it's a mess! 4. I started this story because I wanted to write a certain scene and character. I haven't decided on the heroine early on, either. 5. This is just for my own amusement. As long as I'm happy, that's all that matters. 6. The cover uses free resources and was made by me. You can see how starved my artistic cells have become after years away from graphic design. Theme: