Chu Weisheng firmly believed that knowledge could change one's fate. On graduation day, he won a prize and became a lucky charm. Then the apocalypse arrived. They said we had to protect the environment, didn't they? He picked up a sickle that had been used to cut pigweed, and grew a tail just like the bigwigs: a fish tail, fox tail, dragon tail, phoenix tail, and every other kind of tail. He became the cherished little darling of all the bigwigs. Everyone loved him, loved him, loved him like crazy...
The darling who had all the world's love lavished on him was very zen about it. Everyone but him was trash. There was nothing a sickle couldn't solve. He was devoted to protecting the environment. What could ease his worries? Only eating dirt.
One of the bigwigs stroked the darling's tail and smiled mysteriously. "Come on, good boy, have another bite."
The darling, covering his tail in embarrassed outrage, snapped, "I'd rather eat dirt than take another bite of your food!"
After running away from home and getting so absorbed in protecting the environment that he ate all the dirt, the darling admitted, "The bigwig is actually pretty irresistible!"
