Bai Hao transmigrated into a novel, the kind of domineering CEO-and-canary stand-in story that's incredibly popular on JJ right now.
The protagonist bottom is, of course, the canary who's about to dump the CEO.
And Bai Hao is the cannon-fodder scum top, the CEO.
Bai Hao looked over his fortune: No problem. Just give the protagonist bottom a check and some resources to get him out of here early.
The next day, that person was no longer by his side, looking after him so tenderly.
No one was there to serve him three meals a day and cheer him up.
The huge villa felt empty.
His world suddenly turned dark.
Not a chance.
How could a rich man ever be lonely? Bai Hao had the butler hire a few professional servants and a chef to his taste. His quality of life shot up across the board.
Whenever he had time, he traveled around the world and had fun with his happy rich friends.
A life of luxury, carefree and easy.
His white moonlight came back to see him, unbuttoning his shirt with a proud smile. "Hao, I hear you finally got rid of that guy who looks like me? Hah, I knew it. So what if he looks like me? A fake is still a fake."
Bai Hao didn't want the real thing either. "Do you need something? If not, I'm in a hurry to take my private jet and sample the northern hemisphere's freshest spring truffles."
White moonlight: ...???
Eating, drinking, and having fun every day got old too, so Bai Hao decided to invest in a few blockbuster movies for kicks.
The movie emperor, big shot, heartthrob, and original novel's protagonist top sneered. "Mr. Bai wants to invest in my film? I hear he kept an actor from our company. Who's caught his eye this time? Bring him over for a drink. I'm going to put a stop to this kind of behavior that corrupts the industry."
After one drink, Bai Hao smiled nonchalantly. "I've got my eye on you. You're just my type."
The movie emperor, big shot: "...?"
The movie emperor, big shot: What does he want to do to me? Where is his hand? Why do my ears feel hot when he talks behind them?
Bai Hao pulled off one outrageous move after another.
While flirting, he ran into his former canary, the original novel's protagonist bottom.
The original novel's protagonist bottom (at first): ? My former sugar daddy is competing with me for my heartthrob? What an idiot... Wait, why does my heart race so fast when I look at him?
(Later): Why can he do so much? Why are my legs going weak? What am I doing?
(At last): Damn... I don't need a heartthrob after all. I just want to go home with my former sugar daddy.
Bai Hao was having a great time when he suddenly realized that the movie emperor he'd been flirting with was the original novel's protagonist top. Oh, he'd been flirting with the wrong person.
He'd better stop, or he'd get dragged into the original protagonists' sickeningly sweet romance, with all its face-slapping and scum-bashing.
Flirting with men is fun, but freedom is worth more. Flirt and run, what a thrill. See you!
The movie emperor, big shot: "...???"
Late at night, the movie emperor, big shot, knocked on the investor CEO's door. "Explain this. You slept with me, so why aren't you investing anymore?"
Bai Hao: "Fine. I'll give you the investment money. Show him out."
The movie emperor, big shot's eyes darkened. "...Since you've invested, then keep sleeping with me."
Bai Hao: "...?"
Theme: The bonds between people are the most beautiful thing in the world.