How Can My God of War Be So Cute?

Su Jin: Oh my god, who tore down my house!!!

Lu Fusang (trembling): I-it was me...

Su (taking a closer look, then grabbing Fusang): Then you'll pay me back!

One day, a certain god got drunk and accidentally fell into the mortal realm, embarking on a delightful life of... paying off a debt.

Su (holding a whip): You aren't going anywhere until you've paid off every last bit!

Lu: What did I ever do to deserve this? QvQ

This story was co-written by Xu Yitian and San Feng.