My Husband Is Earth

Shu Le was an ordinary girl. One day, on her way home, she found a mysterious man. From then on, she lived happily ever after… Shu Le (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻ Happily ever after my foot! Have you ever heard of a boyfriend whose anger is a volcanic eruption, whose fury is an 8.0 earthquake, whose depression is a typhoon and tsunami, and whose bad mood is an ice age!!! One day, Shu Le had a meal with her coworkers. That evening, news stations across the country began reporting signs that the volcano in Yellowstone National Park was about to erupt. Shu Le: "Boss, I was wrong!!!!" Ever since she fell in love with the world, she's been saving it every day Bonus Scene 1: One day, while searching the tropical rainforest for illegal loggers, Shu Le asked, "Where are those people?" The World: "I don't know!" Shu Le: "It's your body!!!" The World: "When you catch a cold, do you know where the virus is wreaking havoc in your body?" Shu Le: "..." Bonus Scene 2: One day, on a whim, Shu Le asked her boyfriend about his past: "Have you ever liked anything?" The World: "Does something from tens of billions of years ago count?" Shu Le gritted her teeth. "It counts." The World: "Yes." Shu Le: "What happened afterward?" The World: "Earth entered an ice age." Shu Le: "..." Just how many ice ages has this planet been through!!! This is actually an eco-friendly story, starring a daring heroine and the consciousness of the world as the hero. The next story I'll be writing →_→ My Husband Is a Money Spirit Qian Bei, who has nothing, falls in love at first sight with Qin Bi, who also has nothing. Only after they marry does she discover that her husband is actually a coin that has gained a spirit... Qian Bei: "Honey, we're short on living expenses this month. We might have to eat noodles for half the month." Qin Bi waves his hand, and a heap of colorful banknotes appears in front of her. "Will this be enough?" Qian Bei: "Honey, we're still 300,000 short of the money we need to buy a house. We might have to live frugally for the next year." Qin Bi points to a luxurious detached villa nearby. "How many do you want?" Qian Bei: "..." Weren't they supposed to be a poor couple? And what is this Money Spirit Co., Ltd. that specializes in catching ghosts, subduing demons, and reading feng shui? A Qin half-liang, a Han wuzhu, a whole bundle of Five Emperor coins. Want some Tianxianbao, Tianlubao, or Kaiyuan Tongbao? Qian Bei, holding a handful of ancient coins: "..." #TurnsOutMyHusbandHasQuiteABackground# The author's completed works: The Buddhist Ghost King’s Daily Ghost-Bashing Reborn: The Little Traditional Chinese Doctor of the Seventies The Plane Writing Group Horror Anthology: The Suicidal Heroine Horror Anthology: A Thousand and One Ways for the Protagonist to Die Theme: Good and evil will be repaid in the end. If retribution hasn't come, its time simply hasn't arrived yet.