The System Keeps Making Me Give Myself Golden Fingers [Quick Transmigration]

Yu Jie was playing games in the middle of the night when a bolt of lightning burned him to a crisp. Then a System picked him up.

System (sneering): Idiot.

Yu Jie: ... (What a lousy System. Can I get rid of it?)

The System made a few calculations (still sneering): This unlucky guy has a problem with his constitution. In every world, he's either dirt poor or meets a horrible end. More often than not, he's both dirt poor and doomed to die horribly.

Yu Jie (gritting his teeth): What business is that of yours?

The System couldn't be bothered to care and kept twisting the knife: You're also estranged from your family, and your love life is cursed. You're basically doomed to be alone.

Yu Jie (his argument impeccable, utterly listless): What else? Go on.

The exceptionally obnoxious System ignored him, then gave him a mission: save his own tragic life.

In the end, he embarked on a journey to turn things around and become his own golden finger.

Along the way, he even sorted out his love life, moonlighting as his own boyfriend and warming his own bed...

Faced with all these tragic versions of himself:

#How Do I Save My Tragic Host?#

#Is It Feasible to Be Your Own Golden Finger?#

#Save Yourself and Become Your Own Top?#

#What Should You Do If Your System Has a Side Job?#

PS. 1. Self-pairing, both leads have no prior partners, seme-focused.

2. A satisfying, feel-good story. There's nothing wrong with pampering yourself.

3. A doting, self-loving seme who loves himself so much he becomes a devoted husband and top-tier heartthrob, no matter what it takes VS a haughty young master who doesn't have to do a thing except let himself be pampered

CP: Fei Xiyu VS Yu Jie