[Announcement: While preserving the original setting, I'm starting a brand-new story. Its actual content is entirely different from this one, so this is not a repost of the old story.
For the new story, see "Miss Dazai Doesn't Want to Cosplay Her Alternate Self" by Jiang Si Wuli.]
Dazai Haruko, female, 17 years old, attends Ikebukuro Raira Academy. She lives an ordinary, everyday life, adored by the world without her knowing it. Her only wish is to spend her whole life living this peaceful, ordinary way.
Perhaps her wish wasn't sincere enough, or perhaps the world, which had always taken exceptional care of her, suddenly glitched. In any case, one ordinary morning, Haruko woke up to find that she had not only become an adult overnight, but had also turned into a man. As a bonus, there was a "him" who had no visible form but kept chattering incessantly in her ear.
...A plot straight out of a nightmare.
Haruko, trying to struggle a little: ...Help, you're so noisy. I want to go back.
The world: (pretends not to hear)
With no other choice, Miss Dazai, wearing a shell that looked like the male version of herself, put on a blank face and began trying her best to cosplay her parallel-world self. She embarked on a different, less peaceful life. No, it was a downright absurd everyday life:
Who could have guessed that her parallel-world self was a Mafia member!!!
Dazai Haruko: (her smile slowly fading)
Brainstorming, psychological tactics, hand-to-hand combat, firearms training... With the "helpful assistance" of her parallel self, who was also a Mafia executive, Miss Dazai could deliver her lines to people who seemed to know the script without batting an eye. She nearly blew her cover time and again, yet still managed to act recklessly. She drove enemies or teammates into a frenzy while looking utterly innocent, with a firearm in one hand and a bizarre publication that suited her persona in the other. In short, she was getting further and further from the gentle schoolgirl she used to be.
Just as her life was slowly getting back "on track"...
"Pop."
Her body came back.
And yes, the Dazai who had originally been in this world hadn't disappeared either.
The Port Mafia and Armed Detective Agency, suddenly faced with twice as many troublemakers: ???
The two Dazais: "Ehh, "
From that moment on, Yokohama knew no peace.
The pairing is just what the title says: a happy Dazai x Dazai. The story focuses on mind games and one scheme after another. According to my friends, it contains some dark elements (I don't believe them), but the ending is definitely a happy one.
1. Miss Dazai is cherished by the will of the world. Dazai Haruko's characterization is based on "Schoolgirl," and her ability is also "Schoolgirl."
2. The main setting is Bungo Stray Dogs, with a little Durarara!! as background. Other anime characters may pop in now and then.
3. The author only writes BG pairings and doesn't read BL. It's not easy writing a story just for myself, so please don't start arguments about it.
Theme: Love and redemption
Everything is difficult at the beginning, difficult in the middle, and even harder at the end??(ˊωˋ*)??
Ah... I can't tell the two Dazai apart.
Emmm, so this kind of thing has no content?
I have to say that Dazai's bandage is really a plus and he is so handsome. I think there is a theory that Dazai wears the bandage to appear weak. It can also be interpreted as that he unconsciously told the world that I am already scarred.
Odasaku! It's super healing, please be sure to become Zhi Tianzuo
Hello everyone, I am here to ask for leave again.
I found out today that I was rejected for signing a contract. To be honest, it was my first time so I was a little bit shocked.
Originally, I was very dissatisfied with the scene between the two Osamu Dazai in the next chapter, as I felt that it did not express what I wanted to express.
I have written about 4,000 words in the manuscript, but I won't publish it yet.
Quite helpless.
I plan to revise the first two chapters and delay the update for one to two days. After I find the status, I hope to present you with better characters.
Feel sorry.
Above. 3.16. 12 O'clock
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Can the teacher unlock the article? The subject matter of this article just hit, uh, my heart right away. Even the article that has not been revised is like ambrosia! (Yelling) Uh-huh, teacher, I really want to read the locked chapters at the end. I saved the article with a similar setting at the beginning, and I was looking forward to it. Now that I saw that there is an article similar to the previous one, I wanted to cry. I immediately tied it, and then I saw that the whole text at the back was locked. It felt so cold. It was like tearing off the lid of yogurt in half and then drinking it without licking it. A kind of depression rippled in my heart! ! ! Teacher, could you just say something? Even if you privately send me a locked article and ask me to pay for it, just tell me! ! What I want to do now is o? It didn't come out! ! ! Uh-huh, I even actually cut off my legs! ! ! Teacher, save the child, the child wants to watch, the child is hungry, teacher, I love you! ! ! Give it a good time uh uh
Hey, do you still remember us?
I was scrolling through the comments to a previous comment, so I came over to take a look.
The story is all locked up, and I don't even remember much of the plot.
Everything is difficult at the beginning, difficult in the middle, and even harder at the end??(ˊωˋ*)??
Ah... I can't tell the two Dazai apart.
Emmm, so this kind of thing has no content?
I have to say that Dazai's bandage is really a plus and he is so handsome. I think there is a theory that Dazai wears the bandage to appear weak. It can also be interpreted as that he unconsciously told the world that I am already scarred.
Odasaku! It's super healing, please be sure to become Zhi Tianzuo
Hello everyone, I am here to ask for leave again. I found out today that I was rejected for signing a contract. To be honest, it was my first time so I was a little bit shocked. Originally, I was very dissatisfied with the scene between the two Osamu Dazai in the next chapter, as I felt that it did not express what I wanted to express. I have written about 4,000 words in the manuscript, but I won't publish it yet. Quite helpless. I plan to revise the first two chapters and delay the update for one to two days. After I find the status, I hope to present you with better characters. Feel sorry. Above. 3.16. 12 O'clock Any follow-up notifications will be posted in this comment.
Can the teacher unlock the article? The subject matter of this article just hit, uh, my heart right away. Even the article that has not been revised is like ambrosia! (Yelling) Uh-huh, teacher, I really want to read the locked chapters at the end. I saved the article with a similar setting at the beginning, and I was looking forward to it. Now that I saw that there is an article similar to the previous one, I wanted to cry. I immediately tied it, and then I saw that the whole text at the back was locked. It felt so cold. It was like tearing off the lid of yogurt in half and then drinking it without licking it. A kind of depression rippled in my heart! ! ! Teacher, could you just say something? Even if you privately send me a locked article and ask me to pay for it, just tell me! ! What I want to do now is o? It didn't come out! ! ! Uh-huh, I even actually cut off my legs! ! ! Teacher, save the child, the child wants to watch, the child is hungry, teacher, I love you! ! ! Give it a good time uh uh
Hey, do you still remember us? I was scrolling through the comments to a previous comment, so I came over to take a look. The story is all locked up, and I don't even remember much of the plot.
What are you doing if you lock it?
Yeah! Come on update!