Ongoing novel: The Villain Keeps Himself Alive by Petting Cats (Villain BOSS Harassment Fiction). Check out the author's profile to find it!
Yu Xingzhou has a face that looks exactly like that of superstar Jiang Yi. At first, he thought it was just a little twist of fate.
But after he shot a series of promotional photos, they were printed on the bottles, and right there beneath them was the label: Endorser: Jiang Yi.
Narcissist Jiang Yi was ready to slap Yu Xingzhou with a lawyer's letter. Looking at that face, so much like his own and all the more perfect for it, he changed his mind. "A lawsuit, or becoming my assistant?"
What is this, some last-century cliché? Yu Xingzhou chose to be his assistant.
Jiang Yi had only wanted an excuse to get a better look at his own face from another angle. But the more he watched Yu Xingzhou, the more he realized the man had taken over every aspect of his life.
Doing laundry and cooking were just the basics. Yu Xingzhou helped him practice his lines with the script, did his makeup when the makeup artist was late, and even stood in for him on a TV set when he couldn't make it to the studio in time.
Gazing dreamily at that face, still wearing a serene smile, Jiang Yi finally understood: he was the budget version of Yu Xingzhou (not really).
Narcissistic, fussy, tsundere gong x naturally dark, skilled in every craft, househusband shou
Jiang Yi is the gong, and Yu Xingzhou is the shou.
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Lu Qiao, a cat demon, has lived in seclusion deep in the mountains for years, spending every day lazing around in his cave until he became famous throughout the forest as a housecat.
Lu Qiao thought he would laze away the rest of his life like that, until one day a Daoist priest chased him into the mansion of wealthy tycoon Gu Yu.
So that was what he had called lying flat and staying at home? What a low-class, amateur life!
He finally learned what a real life at home should be like.
The little black cat eats delicious junk food with no nutritional value every day, wakes up in the afternoon to play video games, casually streams, and enjoys the treatment of a transcendent master. At night, he stays up binge-watching dramas, then pulls the blanket over his head in the early hours and sleeps in until noon the next day!
Wonderful!
*
In his previous life, Gu Yu's father hired someone to curse him so he could fulfill his own father's grand, empty ambitions. The curse gave all of Gu Yu's luck to his twin brother, Gu Xu.
Reborn, Gu Yu found that his curse was even stronger than in his previous life. He nearly died right after coming back to life and had to start a third round. Fortunately, the little black cat on the run took part of the curse upon himself, allowing Gu Yu to cling to life. In exchange, Gu Yu had to provide Lu Qiao the little black cat with food, clothing, shelter, and transportation.
Armed with a revenge plot, Gu Yu tried to set a serious tone, his gloomy face making him look like everyone owed him eight million.
Gu Yu is routinely punished for disobeying his father by being confined to their mountain villa:
Gu Yu's father: What has Gu Yu been up to lately? Has he finally realized his mistake?
The housekeeper keeping a close eye on Gu Yu: ...He just bought a RenOdo Switch and a SOny PS5.
Gu Yu's father paled. So many English words he couldn't understand. Was Gu Yu finally rebelling?
The housekeeper: Five days ago, he bought a new projector too. He also asked me to get all of it reimbursed.
Gu Yu's father took the bill and looked it over.
Coca-COla, LayO's chips, BasiO ice cream, KOC fried chicken, WeiO spicy gluten snacks...
Total: 2.05 million.
What kind of snacks cost 2.05 million?!
Gu Yu's father hurriedly looked further and discovered that Gu Yu had even called for a helicopter.
His face changed dramatically. What did Gu Yu need a helicopter for?
The housekeeper: To deliver takeout to the mountain villa.
Gu Yu's father looked again. Sure enough, the bill listed all kinds of delicacies from every corner of the country. He silently searched on his phone for what a RenOdo Switch and a SOny PS5 were.
Gu Yu's father: "..."
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Later, Gu Yu finally got back on track and worked hard to exact his revenge. His father actually hired a Daoist priest to perform a ritual and assassinate him. The little black cat, with his belly full and round, darted everywhere in a panic and kicked the priest hard.
The target was done for.
The little black cat was stunned. Am I really this strong?
Gu Yu: "..."
Gu Yu looked at the kitten laughing triumphantly at the sky and coolly wiped his face.
Theme: Even when faced with adversity, you can make an effort to pick yourself back up and begin a new life.
No wonder the title of the book... Really reflects the readers' emotions, and the author's prediction of the readers' psychology is just right. The whole text is flowing and flowing, the protagonist's characterization is very good and makes people like it very much, and the interaction between the two people is also very loving, so readers will be reluctant to leave, and they will be shocked to realize that they are clowns in the abrupt ending. The author is awesome
Is this the end? ? ? Is it really me who is the clown? ? ?
I finally understood the title of the book. The clown is not Jiang 1. The clown is myself who was caught off guard after seeing the ending (weak
It's really "The Clown Is Me". I received your ginseng cock. My child loved it and fucked two tons.
Author! ! Is co-authoring readers' emotions also part of your game? !
When I thought about this book that ended suddenly without explaining anything, and when I thought about the limited exemption today, I felt that I had spent all my money on the book.
She even dared to put a pre-collection, how dare you! ! !
Thanks for the limited exemption, is it gone? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? I'm the clown myself? ?
Even if it's the second playthrough, I'm still not convinced by this ending! ! ! !
There's not even a side story——
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No wonder the title of the book... Really reflects the readers' emotions, and the author's prediction of the readers' psychology is just right. The whole text is flowing and flowing, the protagonist's characterization is very good and makes people like it very much, and the interaction between the two people is also very loving, so readers will be reluctant to leave, and they will be shocked to realize that they are clowns in the abrupt ending. The author is awesome
Is this the end? ? ? Is it really me who is the clown? ? ?
I finally understood the title of the book. The clown is not Jiang 1. The clown is myself who was caught off guard after seeing the ending (weak
It's really "The Clown Is Me". I received your ginseng cock. My child loved it and fucked two tons.
Author! ! Is co-authoring readers' emotions also part of your game? !
When I thought about this book that ended suddenly without explaining anything, and when I thought about the limited exemption today, I felt that I had spent all my money on the book.
She even dared to put a pre-collection, how dare you! ! !
Thanks for the limited exemption, is it gone? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? I'm the clown myself? ?
Even if it's the second playthrough, I'm still not convinced by this ending! ! ! ! There's not even a side story——