When Lu Xihe came back from the quarrel with his family, Shen Qiao stood in the snow waiting for her, with red lips, white teeth and moist eyes, and a black down jacket that made her tall and tall.
Six words ran through Lu Xihe's mind: beautiful, in love, and want to kiss.
She grabbed the side edge of his down jacket, leaned towards him on tiptoes, put her mouth to mouth, and kissed him.
Shen Qiao remained motionless, not even blinking.
Three seconds later, the tips of his ears turned red.
After another three seconds, he touched his ear, licked his lower lip with his tongue, and whispered: "Kiss again."
*True·Campus Edition·Country Love Story
*Childhood sweethearts, mutual redemption
*Junior and high school, not done yet
[My unpublished article: "Sound and Color"]
Xiao Jue has a high school diploma. The only thing he knows how to do is play the guitar. He is still poor at singing out of tune, but he is very good-looking. He has fair skin, a slim waist, perky hips and long legs. He can make people laugh when he smiles.
She was beautiful, but she couldn't speak, her voice was rough, and her mouth tasted like dirt when she opened her mouth.
One day while walking on the street, he was spotted by the boss of the Douyu platform and asked him to live broadcast.
The kind of live broadcast where you show your face, wear women's clothes, and play the guitar while posing.
It didn't take long for him to become a big boss in women's clothing, and he could receive hundreds of thousands in gifts during a live broadcast.
But it won't work after a long time. If you say you don't say anything during a live broadcast, are you a transgressor? Is she a shemale?
But Xiao Jue really couldn't speak, and once he spoke, he couldn't be cured.
Just look for a sound replacement.
Then I found Su Yao, Loli Yin, the kind of voice that makes a man hard once he hears it, and wants to go against the harmonious construction of socialism when he hears it again, especially if he acts cute and coquettish occasionally, I'm afraid it won't kill someone.
Then the two began to cooperate. Xiao Jue would pose and show off in front of the camera every day, and Su Yao would cooperate with all kinds of coquettishness and coquettishness and sing.
Of course, the lines and everything are all designed in advance, so there will never be any wrong lip syncs or anything like that.
The two of them cooperated very happily. The numbers in their accounts increased sharply every day, making them laugh out loud from their dreams.
Then one day, during Xiao Jue's live broadcast, Su Yao, who was dubbing at the same time, couldn't help but sneeze. It was a lolita-sounding sneeze, which was a bit earth-shattering...
Xiao Jue was immediately frightened, and a big mistake slipped out of his mouth: "Old sister, please take it easy, brother, your heart has been frightened!"
Audience: "..."
[My article to be published: "Hell Messenger is also afraid of ghosts today"]
Su Yu has been working in the underworld as a messenger from hell for three hundred years. He sees ghosts every day, but he can't change his fear of ghosts!
Other hell messengers are very good at seducing souls, but his seduction skills include eighteen kinds of martial arts and thirty-six sets of magical weapons, all at once!
Usually, the souls hooked either bleed from the orifices or have pierced intestines and stomachs, so the feedback from users is extremely bad!
So for three hundred years, I couldn't get a promotion or raise my salary, and I was extremely poor. In the end, I couldn't even afford a magical weapon.
It can be said that the position of civil servants in this underworld is very miserable.
Until one day, when he went to the countryside to seduce souls, he met Zhai Jia, a wealthy woman with yin and yang eyes...
Zhai Jia cornered him and forced him to confess.
Su Yu: "I don't engage in sibling relationships!"
Zhai Jia: "You have lived for more than three hundred years, and I am only twenty-eight. You told me that you don't want to have a sibling relationship?"
Su Yu: "Then... I don't engage in grandfather-grandson love."
Zhai Jia threw a stack of ghost coins on the ground: "Do you still want to buy the soul seducing weapon?"
Su Yu: "..."
Thus began the earth-shattering love affair between humans and ghosts!
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