[Livestream] The Man Who Became a Statue

As a diligent statue, Pei Lian has only one job each day. Play the perfect background prop, then quietly start a livestream while watching all sorts of important scenes unfold... "Senior Brother, Senior Brother, Master got captured by a monster again!!" "Moriarty? My God, I mean... what are you doing here?" "Damn it! Inuyasha, you bastard, aaagh!" "Starting today, I am the true emperor of the Qing Dynasty, and you will be my little Guizi forever!" "Xiaoqian... What a lovely name." Also known as: #IRefuseThisDogFood# #HaveYouEvenConsideredHowThisStatueFeels# #TheHardLifeOfAStatue# Reader's Guide: 1. There will be worlds from movies, animation, and fairy tales, as well as other worlds. 2. The protagonist is the pursuer. 3. [Pay attention!] The protagonist will be single in most worlds, but one world may feature one and only one couple, so it counts as one-on-one!