I Win Every Time I Cry [Cultivation]

A note before you start: The gong does NOT recognize the shou because the shou makes music!!!

I've emphasized this already, but it didn't help, so just do whatever you want and believe what you want!

2021.5.17

This is the first book. The second is still being drafted, so please don't read this if you mind.

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Before being reborn.

A man doesn't shed tears easily!

A man bleeds, but doesn't cry!

A man's knees are worth their weight in gold!

Even if I'm beaten to death, hacked to death, or sliced into a thousand pieces, I, Fu Changyan, will never shed a single tear or beg for mercy!

After being reborn.

"So what if I cry? Haven't you heard that a crying kid gets candy?"

"A man's tears are worth a thousand gold. I'll give you a discount on these two tears, so five hundred will do!"

"So what if I cry and beg for mercy like a woman? I win whenever I cry. Can you pull off that skill? Do you have a treasure like this?"

"Can you cry your way into bed with Song Yu, the strongest, most expressionless, and most abstinent man under heaven? Do any of you have that talent?"

"If not, shut up!"

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1. 1v1, happy ending. This obscure author refuses comparisons and ranking challenges.

2. A cool, domineering, outrageously flirtatious shou who can charm heaven and earth (Fu Changyan) × a tsundere, awkward gong whose words and actions contradict each other (Song Yu)

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