Who Knew My Girlfriend Was Konoha's Biggest Arms Dealer?

What will happen when the Leaf Village's most violent weapons queen meets the sweet little soul-painter Sai, the most devious of the Yamanaka clan?

Yamanaka Sai: Hime, be my model. I'll make sure to paint you beautifully.

Hime: Like I'd believe you! Take this chakra bullet!

Yamanaka Sai: Hime, what do you like about me?

Hime (expressionless): I like how quiet and harmless you used to look.

Yamanaka Sai: That's so hurtful. Hime only likes my face.

Hime (pushing his face away): Do you like my chakra grenades? Want to try the flavor again?

The heroine has a fiery temper, a fiery temper, a fiery temper! And she's violent, violent, violent!