Gou An'an: Ajiu, everyone says you're a nine-lived cat. Do you really have nine lives?
Miao Jiu: When I'm with you, I only have one.
Gou An'an: Why?
Miao Jiu: You get me into trouble every day. How many lives do you think I have to spare for you?
Gou An'an pouted. "Not fair! I was helping you uphold justice!"
Miao Jiu rolled her eyes. "You upheld justice by ending up in a brothel, serving drinks?"
Gou An'an: Why are you dressed so provocatively?!
Gou An'an's heart gave a little jolt. "Hehehe, it was to save Sister Qingyue..."
Miao Jiu raised an eyebrow. "But you got groped! And people saw you!"
Gou An'an shuddered. A man getting jealous was so scary, so scary... Huh... Why did it suddenly get so cold... Ah... Help, this man is terrifying...
Miao Jiu: No, the more I think about it, the more annoyed I get!
Gou An'an: Then what would make you feel better? [Climbing right up the ladder, whatever makes you happy, sir.]
Huh? Why does that sound so strange?
Miao Jiu: Mm, I can't be the only one losing out...
Gou An'an's vision went black. Damn that nine-lived cat, all he ever does is pounce on his wife! Why don't you go chop off that greasy hand instead?! That greasy hand!
A pair of sweethearts who love each other and never hurt each other, with a goofy, comedic vibe~ The author is a delicate soul who can't handle angst. Absolutely a dual-C couple and a happy ending!!!
