The playboy Ke is terribly busy: buying animals, raising animals, and giving animals away. The only thing that bothers him is that the ladies his friends are sweet on all like different cute little animals. The eldest Miss Zhang likes rabbits, the second Miss Li likes puppies, the third Miss Wang likes Persian cats, the fourth Miss Su likes parrots, and the fifth Miss Shen likes...
Xu Yanling is busy too. Today she turns into a rabbit, tomorrow a puppy, the day after a Persian cat... No matter what she turns into, she always ends up watching helplessly as she lies on a table. Ke, you bastard, do you have too much money or are you blind? Sure, they like animals, but they like them cooked! Why don't you raise a tigress? I'll bite you to death.
...And so, the sinful playboy Ke married a shrew.
Xu Yanling held a corn kernel in her beak and snapped it back and forth with all her might, as if she were biting into Ke's flesh.
Ke narrowed his handsome eyes. "My little parrot, repeat after me: 'The ospreys cry on the river islet; a gentle, graceful maiden is a gentleman's delight.'"
Xu Yanling picked up another kernel of corn and aimed at Ke's lecherous face. With a little pop, it landed right in his mouth. She half-spread her wings and rocked back and forth on her perch, utterly pleased with herself. Seeing that Ke's expression had turned sour, she reluctantly opened her beak and rasped, "My little parrot, repeat after me: 'The ospreys, the ospreys, the ospreys...'" Was she supposed to learn the verse and get sent to the fourth Miss Su's kitchen? Was she stupid or what?
Does the Feng family have financial resources now? Where are you from?
If you want to take the Jinshi exam, you must take the exam. Did the person named Feng win the exam? A scholar goes to Beijing to take the exam, and he still thinks he will win? !
The heroine always turns into an animal, doesn't she want to exorcise evil spirits?
Will the money be repaid with someone named Feng? It's too cheap for him!
Did the person named Feng win the election? I just want to be an official and make people laugh!
Is there a different way to die? Always gotta be eaten!
Poor little mandarin duck, I think of "Strange Stories from a Chinese Studio. Strange Pigeons". This Miss Wang is so cruel!
The surname is Feng. Can Ke Dandan, who is so devoted to Qin Muchu, be a devoted and good match?
The heroine was so frightened that her father fell down. Did she die? Turned into a cat? This dad is good enough.
Brother is the best! It won't get weird again, right?
Does the Feng family have financial resources now? Where are you from?
If you want to take the Jinshi exam, you must take the exam. Did the person named Feng win the exam? A scholar goes to Beijing to take the exam, and he still thinks he will win? !
The heroine always turns into an animal, doesn't she want to exorcise evil spirits?
Will the money be repaid with someone named Feng? It's too cheap for him!
Did the person named Feng win the election? I just want to be an official and make people laugh!
Is there a different way to die? Always gotta be eaten!
Poor little mandarin duck, I think of "Strange Stories from a Chinese Studio. Strange Pigeons". This Miss Wang is so cruel!
The surname is Feng. Can Ke Dandan, who is so devoted to Qin Muchu, be a devoted and good match?
The heroine was so frightened that her father fell down. Did she die? Turned into a cat? This dad is good enough.
Brother is the best! It won't get weird again, right?