Late one night during Season Eight, a prank call like something out of The Ring came through.
"Erhu, I'm going to be a Battle God someday!"
"..."
That little brat must have forgotten to take his meds again. What kind of daydreaming is he doing in the middle of the night?
Shen Hu was exhausted.
"Your mom asked me to bring you a few cases of Six Walnuts."
Shen Hu paused. "And by the way, I'm not as dumb as you, Erxiang."
One day, in some month of some year:
Chu Yunxiu: You know, one day I got this crazy idea...
Shen Hu: ?
Chu Yunxiu: I made a post: Father is Han Wenqing, mother is Ye Qiu. What should the child be called?
Shen Hu: ...Why do I have a bad feeling about this?
Chu Yunxiu: You know the drill. Don't cry, just stand and fight.
At a Thunderclap home game:
A sweet-looking girl in a Thunderclap jersey actually came over to chat.
A certain Dai girl: Senior Shen, can I ask you a few questions?
Shen Hu: As long as they don't involve team secrets.
A certain Dai girl: Do you like sweet or sour food?
Shen Hu: Spicy.
A certain Dai girl: Cats or dogs?
Shen Hu: Turtles.
A certain Dai girl: Do you like boys or girls?
Shen Hu: Myself.
A certain Dai girl: Between you and God Ye, who's the top and who's the bottom?
Shen Hu: Either way.
Shen Hu: Wait, what are those last two questions?
Tyranny, I'm looking forward to it. Dad, will you update it?
Did the author forget his account password?
Will there be any updates? Don't fool me
What does left and right mean in copywriting?
Do you still want to update? Big TAT
The author would like to ask for more updates T^T
I love the author so much! You are such a talent! (☆_☆)
Come on! ! *?(???`?)?*
Hair is small. . . At least give it a name, it's funny after all [Funny. Jpg]
There are so few articles about original male protagonists! Come on, author (′▽`)