[Weibo] The Wonderful Tales Ranting Blogger

[A cute bedtime read, featuring all kinds of bizarre creatures and wonderfully wild ideas] Gu Yi'an is a famous roaster and joke writer on Weibo, and every day he receives all sorts of submissions, one after another. Things like, "What do I do if my blind date turns out to be my high school teacher? Help, it's urgent!" Or, "My cat actually turned into a person, and the little bastard even wants to push me down on the bed. What do I do?" And, "I have a special talent for reading people: I can see a dialogue bubble above everyone's head." "Let's talk about my muscle-bound personal trainer, who somehow has a cute, strawberry-loving girly girl living inside him!" "Let me tell you about my Alpha bestie, who got a cute Omega boy pregnant and then abandoned him!" "Sadako showed up by my bed in the middle of the night, insisting I take her to get her hair done and go shopping at Metersbonwe. I'm shaking.jpg" "You post-2000s kids are still so naive. Back in 1999, we saved the whole world in Star Wars under the leadership of a certain elder." The submissions include BG, BL, and GL. The author has absolutely no shame, and this isn't the main project, but feel free to bookmark, comment, and pester me for updates. Enjoy reading! The author's previous completed story: Author's Weibo: Xie Zishu [Come find this lecherous old monster on Weibo!]