My Roommate Keeps Trying to Set Me Up

His roommate is a full-time writer. At first, Zhuang Liang is quite pleased about it: someone to accept packages, take out the trash, and let him in when he forgets his keys... It couldn't be better! But gradually, some strange things start happening... One night. His roommate drops to his knees in front of him with a thud. “Your Majesty, I am the one who had an affair with Noble Consort He! I have betrayed your grace. I deserve to die!” Holy crap, don't crash into my wardrobe! Another night. His roommate grabs his sleeve and sobs, “Senior Brother, why do you like that bitch and not me!” Holy crap, why are you taking off my clothes! Another night. His roommate is wearing nothing but a pair of floral underpants, lying on the bed with a hand on his belly. He winks at him. “Sect Master, your servant is three months pregnant. I asked the doctor this morning, and he said we can have sex again~” Holy crap, get off my bed! I have no desire to live.jpg This story is also known as What the! Freak! Is! This!, My Roommate Loves Writing Melodramatic Stories and Sleepwalking, and My Sleepwalking Roommate Keeps Dragging Me into His Roleplay, What Do I Do? Theme: There's no one else, only you are worth it