Touken Ranbu Crossover: The Government of Time Owes Me an Explanation

I may have ended up in a fake Honmaru.

With his long blue ponytail tied high, the young man in military uniform gave a faint, ambiguous smile. “I, Ichigo Hitofuri, pay my respects to my lord. Tell me, do you intend to conquer the world?”

The tall, slender man in white robes looked troubled as he spoke gently. He seemed to be at least 180 centimeters tall. “To think I would arrive in this world in this form. Do you also think bigger would be better, my lord...? I mean my physique, of course.”

The long-limbed tsukumogami, dressed in a blue robe with blue hair and eyes, looked coldly at the newcomer. “Heh. You summoned me into this world. What is it you want?”

The newly appointed Saniwa stared, bewildered, at the sword warriors who looked nothing like the ones in the sword registry: the tachi Ichigo Hitofuri, the odachi Souri Aoe, the tachi Souza Samonji...

Overcome with self-doubt, they wondered: Who am I? Where am I? What am I doing here?

Saniwa Kujira Shiro, swamped by blue-haired tsukumogami, completely at a loss.jpg

Time Government! So, are you going to take responsibility for this or not?

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1. OOC. The sword men's personalities are based on Hanamaru, voice lines, fan works, and my own imagination. There will be romantic tension with an original male Saniwa, depictions of sword-and-master pairings and a little sword-and-sword content, and an extremely idealized Saniwa.

2. I dodged Sword Art Online, Love Nikki, and Onmyoji... then plummeted straight into the Touken Ranbu pit with a splat. This is a work of self-indulgence, so don't overthink it.

3. There are lots of fanon jokes, including reversed sword types. All the weird stuff is fanon, and I'll do my best to make it fit.

4. The Saniwa is based on a casual new player on the Chinese server from March. No fighting or bashing. I write from the heart.

5. If this isn't for you, please leave. Thanks for your cooperation.