[Naruto (Face-Punching)] The Uchiha Who Loves His 'Wife'

Hello, everyone. My name is Uzumaki Menma.

Lately, I've gotten myself into a huge mess.

My childhood friend and classmate, the closest friend I've grown up with, and Konoha's most famous heartthrob, Uchiha Sasuke, has recently launched an intense pursuit of a waitress at Ichiraku Ramen. That would be perfectly normal, and it would have nothing to do with me. After all, the waitress is blonde and blue-eyed, with a slim waist, long legs, a curvy figure, and a generous bust. She's gentle, and her voice is so sweet it melts your heart. She practically checks every box on a man's wish list for a woman...

As a man, I understand Sasuke... I really do...

If only that waitress weren't my shadow clone, using the Sexy Technique to earn me some extra cash, damn it!

A lighthearted story written with every effort to make you laugh. A chuckle is all I ask. :-D