I Came Out of a Thousand-Year-Old Tomb

Chen Xing felt that he must have gone about leaving home all wrong this time, or maybe he had traveled the wrong way. Otherwise, why would he open his eyes and discover he wasn't human anymore?

Xuan Yuan Chi: "No, it's because my heartfelt call was so sincere that Heaven sent you to my side!"

Chen Xing: "...Don't come any closer. You're no match for me!"

Xuan Yuan Chi: "It's okay. I know you can't bring yourself to hurt me, Xingxing!"

Chen Xing: "…" You're so... clever!

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